Best Advice You've Ever Gotten?

[Cakes488]

"It's always better to be over-dressed than under-dressed." ~My dad

What about during sex? What does your Dad say about that?

"She might say she's on the pill, but wear a condom anyways."

It's pretty similar to the "better to be over-dressed" line. Basically, always be prepared.

But when you're actually engaging in sex practices....at that point your Dad would advocate that in this instance..... it is in fact better to be under dressed.

 

[cyph]

What about during sex? What does your Dad say about that?

"She might say she's on the pill, but wear a condom anyways."

It's pretty similar to the "better to be over-dressed" line. Basically, always be prepared.

But when you're actually engaging in sex practices....at that point your Dad would advocate that in this instance..... it is in fact better to be under dressed.

You're either just reaching too hard, or don't get the metaphor. It's all good.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

You know ... i've never been close with my family so i can't really recall any outstanding pearls of wisdom, and ... that makes me really sad. I never had any major talks with my dad. I mean, yeah he taught me how to drive and to shave but he never gave me the birds and bees speech for instance. I learned that from TV ...

 

[Raven_Shayde]

You know ... i've never been close with my family so i can't really recall any outstanding pearls of wisdom, and ... that makes me really sad. I never had any major talks with my dad. I mean, yeah he taught me how to drive and to shave but he never gave me the birds and bees speech for instance. I learned that from TV ...

That's called porn

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

That came later.

And incidentally, so did i ...

 

[Raven_Shayde]

That came later.

And incidentally, so did i ...

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

"Whenever you think you can't... you're wrong".

You like... took the quote I had and butchered it into something that doesn't even make sense!

Lol, your quote does look like mine, doesn't it?

But my quote isn't nonsensical; it simply states that no matter what you want to accomplish, everything's possible when you set your mind to it and put effort into it. When you think you can't, you should re-evaluate your opinion and put even more effort into it. That way, I have yet to fail in life.

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

The advice I got:

"Never armwrestle a girl unless you know you can win." In other words, in my case, never armwrestle a girl, period.

Wish I actually followed it LOL

 

[propita]

"A slap goes away but a word stays."

To watch what you say because words often cause greater pain.


"Never say 'No' to your husband (when it comes to making love)."

Of course, that's assuming you enjoy it.

 

[Shatmandu]

Never eat off a buffet in a strip joint.

Joe, learned

 

[MetalPants]

I have several that have all been equally influential in my life.

You should always think twice before speaking once.

Seek and ye shall find.

Ask and ye shall receive.

The most important wisdom I try to live my life around though is the "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

 

[Niorah]

Since all the other stuff about doing unto others and not sleeping around and listening instead of speaking has been said already, I'll go for this one:

My grandmother always told me: "The night brings advice."

It means you should never try to solve problems or issues when you are tired and fatigued, sleep is often the one thing your mind needs in order to make a fresh start and be energetic and optimistic.
What looks like Mount Everest in the evening often turns out to be just a pebble in the morning.

 

[TGTheodore]

"A slap goes away but a word stays."

To watch what you say because words often cause greater pain.

But you don't get arrested for calling someone a name during an argument.

--Ted

 

[jamestyler]

"A slap goes away but a word stays."

"They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle!"

"Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos."

 

[Cakes488]

"A slap goes away but a word stays."

To watch what you say because words often cause greater pain.


"Never say 'No' to your husband (when it comes to making love)."

Of course, that's assuming you enjoy it.

WHAT?!?!?! Are we in Afganistan right now??? LOL never say no to your husband...of all the insane things I've ever read...and yeah I like sex fine. Who gave you this unrealistic gem of advise? Your great great great great great grandmother??? sorry but if i'm really pissed...like really... i'm not fucking you. women and emotions are very connected...both in and out of the bedroom. men don't realize that if they did the little bullshit that women want them to do (and in a timely fashion) they'd get repaid for it in.... oh so many other ways. But I digress....

 

[bluedana]

From my dad: Marriage is not 50/50. You have to each give 100%, because there will be days when one or the other of you can't even reach 50%.

I don't remember who said this: You are never as good or as bad as you think you are.

One I learned in college and continue to live by today: Never pass up a chance to buy toilet paper on sale.

 

[Major Chord]

From my choir director

"Life is too short to sing wrong notes"

So, basically, do your best, because there's no room in life for anything else.

Also from him-
"I once heard a football coach tell his team; "If you're going to make a mistake, make it big". If there are two things I know about, they're football and music, and since I'm here, you know the first one didn't work out."

I've had that man for class every day for the past 3 (4th year this year) years. Damn, I'm gonna miss him...

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"Life isn't fair"

How it that good advice?

STATING THE OBVIOUS.

"Life can be difficult."

"Kids can be cruel."

Gee, got anything...useful?

 

[Cakes488]

Gee, what the fuck crawled up your ass and died? Did my boring bit of advise really bother you that much?

This advise was useful to me at the time I heard it..... I was still young..do you have a problem with that. I don't very much like the tone of your post.

 

[Cakes488]

"She might say she's on the pill, but wear a condom anyways."

It's pretty similar to the "better to be over-dressed" line. Basically, always be prepared.

But when you're actually engaging in sex practices....at that point your Dad would advocate that in this instance..... it is in fact better to be under dressed.

You're either just reaching too hard, or don't get the metaphor. It's all good.

My bit of advise: Get a sense of humor. Don't worry I get your methaphor (FUCKING DUH) but it's pathetic that you don't get the joke. I mean Jesus Christ I had to practically explain it to you and you still don't get it.

So have fun fucking while being over dressed....are you Amish by any chance?