Before you read this: Please don't judge me...

[sidious618]

Absolutely outstanding post.

 

[freak]

I was gonna be a motherly type person and start giving the OP a strong, firm lecture about how not nice it is to fantasize about your siblings..talk about incest! And then when J. Allen said it was a joke, I at first got pretty pissed off cause the OP wasted a post on something that was absolutely absurd and meaningless. But then, I went back and re-read it again with the Star Wars allegories and I actually kinda laughed.(even though I don't like Star Wars)

 

[Brandonv]

Fooled me.

I read the whole thing taking it seriously and thinking we had another MadBaggins. Then when I got the the last sentence I sat there really confused, then started laughing when I realized I had been tricked.

 

[Guartho]

I'm glad I stuck it out to the last sentence. Otherwise I might have made posted and made a fool of myself. [Nelson]Ha Ha.[/Nelson]

 

[RyanKCR]

That's quite a summation. I'll never see Star Wars the same again.

I've never seen it to begin with. Now I know why.

Actually you might like it. It is a great redemption story.

 

[iguana_tonante]

I lol'ed. I was fooled just until "Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government". At the end I was giggling like mad.

That's quite a summation. I'll never see Star Wars the same again.

I've never seen it to begin with. Now I know why.

 

[MANT!]

God, this again?..every few years this kind of post rears it's head..


After soo many times, (most not here..but I digress) it's no longer funny to me..

The following NEVER gets old..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kww6nZ7bA90

 

[Yassim]

Please please please don't let there be any prequel threads.

 

[ITL]

Please please please don't let there be any prequel threads.

If there are, I bet they'll be about how their dad was an annoying little fucker and how he needed a punch up the bracket when he was a moody teen...

 

[Locutus of Bored]

That's quite a summation. I'll never see Star Wars the same again.

I've never seen it to begin with. Now I know why.

Apart from the ridiculousness of the statement "I've never seen it. Now I know why" as if you had some psychic vibe warning you away from the film because of content you didn't know about, you're even uptight over something as harmless as 'Star Wars'? Really? Is there nothing in life you can just enjoy without having to judge it through the lens of your religion first?

Here's a spoiler for you (for most of the free world it's not though) that describes in detail the utter depravity of the 'Star Wars' trilogy:

Spoiler: Incest!

Luke and Leia are twins, but don't know they're related until the third movie because they were split up at birth to hide them from their father Darth Vader.

In the second movie Leia kisses Luke once on the lips to make Han Solo jealous.

That's it, one tiny little kiss to make someone else jealous between people who don't even know they're brother and sister yet. How horrifyingly graphic! It's a wonder there wasn't a massive spike in incest after this pornographic filth was released in 1977.

 

[Captain Ice]

^Don't forget the portion where she gets captured and held prisoner by a really obese guy while she's trying to rescue her cryrogenically frozen husband and how you have to go rescue both of them.