Before you read this: Please don't judge me...

[Amaris]

^thank you!


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Guys, it's obviously a Star Wars allegory. The guy is making it like he's Luke.

Edit to add: The picture is also a dead giveaway.


J.

Hey, you're too smart for this thread. Get the hell out of here.

It's kind of sad that I've seen enough MadBaggins posts that I didn't catch the obvious SW parallel here.

Guys, it's obviously a Star Wars allegory. The guy is making it like he's Luke.

Edit to add: The picture is also a dead giveaway.


J.

Now I feel really stupid, thanks.

Well, about halfway through the story, I started thinking this seemed awfully familiar. Once I hit the "bikini" part of the story, I knew exactly what was going on. I posted, then went back and saw the image link. My suspicions were confirmed, and I had to say something.

J.

 

[Roshi]

I laughed. Hard. I initially thought it was MB's Christmas Special but then I read the final sentence!
Very clever, clever. But don't you ever dare become a rodent!

 

[Data Holmes]

I'm surprised so few actually got the joke... I mean, it wasn't that hard to figure out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was wanking before I realised it was Star Wars.

 

[clever_username]

i'm too lazy/not clever enough to come up with this on my own. saw it on another forum.

i read it to the end, saw a vader mention and was like WTF? then i re-read it and saw what they did there. totally didn't get the star wars theme the first time through.

 

[Roshi]

Try shitbrix.com

 

[TheBrew]

Guys, it's obviously a Star Wars allegory. The guy is making it like he's Luke.

Edit to add: The picture is also a dead giveaway.


J.

I would say that mentioning 'Darth Vader' would be the deadest giveaway.

 

[Amaris]

Guys, it's obviously a Star Wars allegory. The guy is making it like he's Luke.

Edit to add: The picture is also a dead giveaway.


J.

I would say that mentioning 'Darth Vader' would be the deadest giveaway.

I skimmed.

J.

 

[ToddPence]

One of the greatest prank threads It's ever been my pleasure to read. Kudos.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Didn't we have a thread like this just three months ago?

 

[clever_username]

this is the second time i've ventured into this subforum in the 4 or 5 years i've been here

 

[TheLonelySquire]

That's quite a summation. I'll never see Star Wars the same again.

I've never seen it to begin with. Now I know why.

 

[StolenThunder]

I'm oddly disappointed that it's not actually a true story.

 

[Pingfah]

That's quite a summation. I'll never see Star Wars the same again.

I've never seen it to begin with. Now I know why.

That makes no sense, how can you avoid something for reasons you don't know about?

 

[RJDiogenes]

Not a bad story, but you left out the part where your sister's planet was completely blown up and she was tortured, and neither had any emotional effect on her whatsoever.

 

[Trippy]

Good one! Loved the reference to the 'video she made of herself'

 

[Locutus of Bored]

That's great. I was about to do a sockpuppet check before the story started to seem somewhat familiar.

 

[archeryguy1701]

It's kind of sad that I've seen enough MadBaggins posts that I didn't catch the obvious SW parallel here.

I must admit that I was in the same boat. I read about him lusting after his sister, and it immediately felt like the MB pilot. Too funny...

 

[T'Baio]

You mean...even after reading the Darth Vader part at the end...people still didn't get it!?!

Not the sharpest tools in the TrekBBS, are we? Yikes.

 

[Aragorn]

I'm surprised so few actually got the joke... I mean, it wasn't that hard to figure out.

I didn't think about it being a joke until toward the end simply because 1) I wasn't familiar with the poster, and 2) I am familiar with a few other posters here.