Bad Starship Names

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. We Ain’t Found Shit
(Spaceballs)

U.S.S. Abandon Ship

 

[Vanyel]

USS MARVIN THE MARTIAN
It's primary weapon is the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

 

[Qonundrum]

The USS Planetary Union (or "PU" for short)

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Star Wars

 

[CorporalCaptain]

I suppose the USS Sheer Fucking Hubris has been mentioned already?

 

[Nerys Myk]

I suppose the USS Sheer Fucking Hubris has been mentioned already?

Ah, the flagship.

 

[Vanyel]

USS MASHUGANA

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Putz
U.S.S. Schmuck
U.S.S. Schlemiel
U.S.S. Schlimazel

 

[MarcKle1964]

USS Vasa - she sunk immediately after being launched

 

[Vanyel]

USS FORD PINTO

Everything you get in a Sovereign class but one hit in the aft and BOOM!!!!

 

[Toril Toran]

USS FORD PINTO

Everything you get in a Sovereign class but one hit in the aft and BOOM!!!!

That is, IF you can get it started.