Bad Starship Names

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

Could you be more specific? Something particular?

Imitates schoolgirls flawlessly during crises?

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Doctor Johnny Fever

U.S.S. Venus Flytrap

U.S.S. I Swear to God I thought Turkeys could Fly

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Herb Tarlic… Nahhhhh

 

[Nerys Myk]

U.S.S. Herb Tarlic… Nahhhhh

"We've gone plaid!"

 

[MarcKle1964]

"We've gone plaid!"

(looks at USS HT) "Captain's Log; Supplemental: "Somewhere, a Volkswagen is missing it's seatcovers."

 

[MarcKle1964]

Oh came here to leave a name, got distracted by Herb T:

Kirky McKirkface

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

USS Denise Richards.........

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Denise Richards.........

The physicist?

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

The physicist?

Only comes once a year

 

[MarcKle1964]

Only comes once a year

Things could be Wild here...

 

[flandry84]

USS Great big beautiful ship.

 

[Vanyel]

USS Great big beautiful ship.

It's orange and bloated?

USS C. MONTGOMERY BURNS
It uses glower power.

 

[CmdrJoe]

USS Ship Without A Name
(has multiple shuttlecraft with no names, all numbered only)

 

[Vanyel]

USS I'M NOT SHOUTING

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

USS Horny Jail

It's a jail

 

[CmdrJoe]

USS Horny Jail

It's a jail

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