Bad Starship Names

[Bekk Ishy Z]

The mining ships:
USS Sneezy
USS Bashful
USS Sleepy
USS Happy
USS Grumpy
USS Doc
USS Dopey

 

[Vanyel]

USS ABBOTT AND COSTELLO NCC-13 X 7 = 28

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Susquehanna Hat Company

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Dewey
USS Cheatham
USS Howe

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

Hmmmm. USS......Archer Maggot?

 

[Vanyel]

USS DEBBIE JELLINSKI

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

Sister ship to USS Pinder-Schloss

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Star Wars

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS Squamish............containing the 43 most madly incompetent men ever to comprise a crew.*

(*they simultaneously killed the other 380 in the universe's single-largest transporter malfunction known to man. Nothing was left of the bodies but quarter-niblings, half-frummerts, two leapers and a dummy.)

 

[FormerLurker]

USS Dammit, I Did It Again

 

[Vanyel]

USS EVERLASTING GOB STOPPER

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS EVERLASTING GOB STOPPER

CAPTAIN SALT WANTS THE ENVIRONMENTAL REPORT NOW!!!!! NOW NOW NOW!!!!!

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Sombitch

 

[cooleddie74]

^
Captained by Buford T. Justice.

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

^
Captained by Buford T. Justice.

Duck or you'll all be losing a bridge.

 

[Vanyel]

USS WIN SOME LOSE SOME

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. I knew it! I’m surrounded by Assholes!

U.S.S. Spaceballs - The Starship

 

[oberth]

the uss t.j. kong

 

[Vanyel]

USS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Never Give Up