Bad Starship Names

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

If there was a USS Yeoman Thompson one photon torpedo would crush it like styrofoam.

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Barclay... Is it imaginary?

 

[FormerLurker]

USS AreWeThereYet?AreWeThereYet?AreWeThereYet?

 

[Vanyel]

USS D'OH!
USS IVANA HUMPALOT
USS ALOTTA FAGINA

I hope thos are ok.

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Blithering Idiot

Or

U.S.S. George W. Bush

But I repeat myself…

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Ship's Motto: "Cum omnia alia deficiunt, mortuos ludere." ("When all else fails, play dead.")

You mean, of course, "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."

To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.

Accept third party cookies

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

USS Ivanka Trump - cargo hauler

Full of large voids

 

[Jack Wolfe]

You mean, of course, "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."

To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.

Accept third party cookies

That was the inspiration, though the Possum Lodge motto is faux Latin and funnier.

I do have at-shirt with the Man's Prayer on it. Men give me weird looks and women smile or chuckle.

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Oooh! What’s that?

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

U.S.S. Oooh! What’s that?

Captain Horshack's first command, providing you triple it.

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Signed, Epstein's Mother

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS Signed, Epstein's Mother

Still trying after 17 hours to get through to the What Where When.

 

[Vanyel]

USS JETHRO BODINE NCC 34 double naught 621

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Horshack's first command, providing you triple it.

USS Boom Boom Washington

 

[flandry84]

USS We’re doing our own research.

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS We're on a mission... from God.

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Mr Cotter! Mr Cotter!

There, is everyone happy now?

U.S.S. Up Your Nose With a Rubber Hose

 

[flandry84]

USS Yoh momma!
USS Do you want fries with that?

 

[Vanyel]

USS YO MAMMA SO STUPID, THEY TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLY OUTSIDE AND SHE WENT AND GOT A BOWL

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS YO MAMMA SO STUPID, THEY TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLY OUTSIDE AND SHE WENT AND GOT A BOWL

And when that ship saw the ''Starbase 15/Left'' sign, it turned around and went home.