Bad Starship Names

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition!!
U.S.S. And Now For Something Completely Different

Mind you it would be difficult to get all that on the hull.

 

[CuriousCaitian]

USS Ministry of Funny Warps

 

[Peach Wookiee]

USS Seymour Butts

 

[Toril Toran]

USS Ministry of Funny Warps

Wish I had thought of that!!

U.S.S. Turlet (Toilet)

 

[Peach Wookiee]

USS Hugh Jass
USS Ivana Tinkle
USS Amanda Hugginkiss

 

[CuriousCaitian]

Wish I had thought of that!!

U.S.S. Turlet (Toilet)

You gave me the idea.

Although, I am now wondering what a funny warp would actually be like.

Also:-

USS Lumberjack.

Yes, that one. And yes, the uniform's mandatory. All of it.

 

[Vanyel]

USS Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck

 

[FredH]

Never mind all the joke names — I’ve always thought TNG ship names like Repulse and Victory are terrible names for ships supposedly dedicated to making peaceful contacts. (Assuming they are. And DS9’s Defiant at least has the excuse that rhetoric be damned, it’s clearly intended as a warship.)

 

[Vanyel]

USS We Look For Things. Things That Makes Us Go.

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Dumbass

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Victory isn't so bad. A successfully negotiated peace treaty, speedy evacuation, or the timely delivery of food and medicine can be considered a victory.

 

[Farscape One]

Victory is life, after all...

 

[Toril Toran]

If I had the choice to name my own ship, it would be named U.S.S. Invincible.

 

[B.J.]

U.S.S. Dumbass

Only if it gets to be launched by Red Forman the Federation President!

 

[Kraig]

Only if it gets to be launched by Red Forman the Federation President!

Or launched by Annorax.

 

[Vanyel]

USS Rassberry Beret

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS M'ress, Childless Cat Lady.

 

[Toril Toran]

Only if it gets to be launched by Red Forman the Federation President!

ROFL

 

[Vanyel]

USS You Know. The guy who did that thing about a hundred years ago? He had like brown or blue eyes. Him. That's this ship's name.