Bad Starship Names

[Kraig]

USS Valiant Opossum.

Ship's Motto: "Cum omnia alia deficiunt, mortuos ludere." ("When all else fails, play dead.")

USS Red Green
Ship's Motto: The handyman's secret weapon: Duct Tape.

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS Michael Meyers
USS Leatherface
USS Freddy Krueger
USS Jason Voorhees
USS Ghostface

 

[Peach Wookiee]

USS Titicaca

 

[Vanyel]

USS Your fly's down. HaHa made you look.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

USS Humptulips

There is a real town in Washington state with this name…

 

[Forbin]

USS Shippy McShipface.
(or did we already do that one?).

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

USS CrowdStrike

USS Can't Touch This

Which was largely built out of materials left over from the construction of USS Super Freak.

 

[B.J.]

USS Titicaca

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[Toril Toran]

USS Valiant Opossum.

Ship's Motto: "Cum omnia alia deficiunt, mortuos ludere." ("When all else fails, play dead.")

“Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati”
( motto of Possum Lodge)
(From an Official Lodge Member)

U.S.S. Yellowbelly
U.S.S. ShitStorm

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service.

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Totally Shipfaced
lol

 

[FormerLurker]

USS NO! BAD DOG!

 

[Disposable_Ensign]

USS Suppository

 

[Vanyel]

USS Don't Ask To See The Captain's Log

 

[B.J.]

USS (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Unsinkable IV

 

[oberth]

U.S.S. Unsinkable IV

reminds of the famous picture from world war one captioned 'hms invincible about to explode'

 

[DarrenTR1970]

reminds of the famous picture from world war one captioned 'hms invincible about to explode'

Admiral Beatty at Jutland, "There seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today."

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. ACHOO!!

U.S.S. WHOOPS!

U.S.S. LEGO

U.S.S. Schwarzenegger
(the pylons would be very muscular)

 

[Vanyel]

USS I'm A Roman Catholic