Bad Starship Names

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Niagara Falls - Slowly I turn, step by step

 

[Vanyel]

USS Lucy, What Did I 'Splain To You?

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?

 

[FormerLurker]

USS I Think So, Brain, But How Are We Going To Get The Monkeys Into The Tutus?

 

[Vanyel]

USS I'm Crushing Your Head

 

[BK613]

USS Angel Face
USS Between The Sheets
USS Bee's Knees
USS Hanky Panky
USS Golden Dream
USS Last Word
USS Naked and Famous
USS Sex On The Beach
USS Spicy Fifty
USS Zombie
(LOL)
part of me wants to put these on the other list

 

[Vanyel]

USS Gilligan

 

[at Quark's]

USS Covfeve
DS 'Grab me by the pylon'

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Dorothy
It's the only one that's painted pink.


Edit: Or maybe rainbow colors.

 

[Jack Wolfe]

USS Ahoy Vey

 

[Vanyel]

USS OI IT'S SO HUMID

 

[Jack Wolfe]

USS Hot Ruddered Bum

 

[Vanyel]

USS RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPER RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPER RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPER

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Rubber Biscuit

 

[FormerLurker]

USS HMS Pinafore
USS Pirates Of Penzance

 

[Vanyel]

USS Castle of ARRRRRGGGgggggghhhhh

 

[SJGardner]

USS Castle of ARRRRRGGGgggggghhhhh

Isn't there a USS St. ARRRRRGGGgggggghhhhh stationed at Starbase Cornwall?

 

[B.J.]

Isn't there a USS St. ARRRRRGGGgggggghhhhh stationed at Starbase Cornwall?

No, that's USS St. Ives.

 

[FormerLurker]

USS Currier and Ives

All the windows are structural and loadbearing

 

[Vanyel]

USS Always The Furthest Ship From Any Emergency