Bad Starship Names

[Nerys Myk]

USS Incontinentia Buttocks

Paired with the USS Biggus Dickus.

 

[137th Gebirg]

USS Dead Parrot

And, since we've now let the Pythonic genie out of the bottle...

USS Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

USS Badger ("I won't fire on your starship, for a pound.")
USS Praline ("I have a pet sehlat named Eric")
USS Nicky-Nacky-Noo

USS Sir Not Appearing In This Film

Fun fact: The baby depicted in that scene was Michael Palin's son.

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

USS 10 C-up

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS 10 C-up

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

I think it's supposed to be "Tin Cup" as in golf, as in the Kevin Costner movie about golf.

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

I think it's supposed to be "Tin Cup" as in golf, as in the Kevin Costner movie about golf.

Yes golf
Actually a play on the name 10-C from Disco s4 and c cup

 

[Vanyel]

USS Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!

They would always be demanding shrubbery!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

USS Gumby

The captain's catch phrase would be "MY BRAIN HURTS!!!!"

 

[FormerLurker]

Don't forget the companion ship

USS His Horse Pokey

 

[fireproof78]

USS HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Elmer's

Now we're in a sticky wicket!

 

[Vanyel]

USS Bruno Puntz Jones
And its two sister ships:
USS Francesca Fiore
USS Chicken Lady

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

USS Fonzarelli

 

[Vanyel]

The Federation's only ship with a Federation designed cloak
USS Maris Crane
The cloak can't be turned off.

 

[Jack Wolfe]

USS Foster Brooks

It's not really drunk, it just flies that way.

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS Foster Brooks

It's not really drunk, it just flies that way.

Mr. Brooks has been off the radar so long my own brother knew more about him than I did. But I was watching him last week on a star-studded Bob Hope murder mystery with 50 famous victims in which the killer was......spoiler below








......usually working nights until 1992.

So USS Mass Murdering Johnny Carson.

 

[Verteron]

USS USSURI

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS Hokey Pokey.