Bad Starship Names

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS Pompous Stuck-up Snot-Nosed English Giant Twerp Scumbag @#$%face D$*&head #@&hole/True Vulgarian

Alternately captained every other day by John Cleese or Kevin Kline.

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

U.S.S. Glorious Bounty

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Twit of the Year

 

[Vanyel]

USS WINNERS? LIKE NORTH VIETNAM?

 

[FormerLurker]

USS I Told You Not To Call Me That



For the record, I'm trying to come up with names to which the Klingons would react poorly

 

[Vanyel]

For the record, I'm trying to come up with names to which the Klingons would react poorly

Like this?

USS YO MAMMA'S GOT NO RIDGES!

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. YoMamaLookasLikeATarg

U.S.S. YoMamaSmellsLikeATarg

 

[FormerLurker]

Like this?

USS YO MAMMA'S GOT NO RIDGES!

More circumspect

USS What's The Matter With Your Face?

 

[tim0122]

The U.S.S. ........It is Green.

 

[Vanyel]

USS YOU UGLY YOU U-GLY YO MAMA SAYS YOU OOGLY

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS Rojan. Not crushing yeomans since 2268.
USS Doc Ostrow. Sensitive if placed between two sister-ships.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I'm actually asking a serious question here....

Do you think it would be in bad taste to name a starship after Oskar Schindler?

Yes, the man was a Nazi (although, by all accounts, never a particularly enthusiastic one). But he eventually resisted Nazism and grew to help the Jewish cause extensively. And of course his list saved a lot of lives.

 

[at Quark's]

I personally wouldn't think so. It would simply be about honouring a man who did good things, saved many lives, even when he was also a member of an political party that stood for evil things.

 

[Farscape One]

I personally wouldn't think so. It would simply be about honouring a man who did good things, saved many lives, even when he was also a member of an political party that stood for evil things.

Agreed, and for pretty much the same reason as you.


"I trust in individuals, not organizations."
Captain John Sheridan, "SPIDER IN THE WEB"
BABYLON 5

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

U.S.S. Twit of the Year

USS Oliver St. John-Mollusc
USS Gervaise Brook-Hamster
USS Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith
USS Nigel Incubator-Jones
USS Simon Zinc-Trumpet-Harris

 

[Noname Given]

USS John Harriman.

You forgot:
NCC Registry Number To Be Added to Hull Next Tuesday

 

[Nerys Myk]

U.S.S. Glorious Bounty

Is this a reference to something?

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. IHaveSeenThisBefore
U.S.S. Have HeardThisBefore
U.S.S. IHaveDoneThisBefore
U.S.S. IHaveBeenHereBefore

Deja-Vu Class

 

[Vanyel]

Deja-Vu Class

Heve I not seen it before?

USS Run Away! Run Away!

 

[Toril Toran]

Heve I not seen it before?

USS Run Away! Run Away!

Have you? Maybe. Did someone else post this?
Maybe

U.S.S. Killer Rabbit