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Bad Starship Names

Oh I like long and overwrought starship names like that. I always forget which book series it is, but there's a fictional universe where all the ships are named like that "The Ends Of Invention" and stuff like that.

Edit: It's the Culture books by Iain M. Banks

Also the Systems Commonwealth in Gene Roddenberry's: Andromeda.

They dodged a bullet when they named a Nebula-class ship the Merrimac, rather than the name she became (in)famous under, theVirginia.

But they walked right into one with the USS Yamato. Sternbach has explicitly said he doubted it was named after the ship in Space Battleship Yamato/Star Blazers.

Other problematic names include multiple IJN vessels: Akagi, Kongo, and Musashi among them. Also the Crockett, Gandhi, and (possibly) Columbia.
 
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While I agree with others that there may be some prominent Soviets who get ships named after them, I don't think Kirov would be one of them, no. For whatever it's worth, some of my Star Trek Online ships have included the USS Sputnik and the USS Vostok. There's also the canonical Soyuz class, and I think a USS Mir and a USS Valentina Tereshkova would be appropriate.

Meanwhile: I do think that it's worth bearing in mind that the 24th Century Federation would probably view a lot of prominent Western politicians as being not all that much better than most Soviet politicians. We should either be prepared for the idea that the Federation would probably not respect certain politicians we venerate today (e.g., the Federation rejecting naming anything after George Washington because he was a slaver personally and his administration protected the enslavement of over 700,000 innocent people in the nascent U.S.), or be prepared for the idea that the Federation would be as forgiving of some Soviet politicians as we are of politicians we venerate today (e.g., the Federation naming ships after both George Washington and Vladimir Lenin, in spite of their profound abuses, out of recognition for others of their accomplishments).

Yes, they would have a distance of 300-400 years to the Western-Soviet antagonism, probably giving them a different perspective (and a different value system). Moreover, (via the entity of United Earth) Federation Starfleet would by definition unite both Western and Eastern (e.g. Soviet) heritage (not to mention all heritages of alien members). Theoretically it wouldn't be more 'American' or 'Western' than it would be 'Russian' or 'Chinese', or 'African'. (Even though of course that is what we mostly see in this American show.)
 
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That one isn't actually a problem! While the city of Leningrad changed its name back to Saint Petersburg in 1991, its province is still known as Leningrad Oblast. So obviously every time a character mentions Leningrad in Star Trek, they're just talking about the oblast rather than the city. :)
That or it is named after a human colony that used the name for whatever reason, just like there's a town in New York called Babylon.
Or the ship was consciously named after the Leningrad period of St. Petersburg (perhaps to remember the city's defiance in the siege by Nazi Germany, or some such)
 
More bad starship names:

USS Billy Carter
USS Roger Clinton Jr.
USS Lord Buckethead
USS Justin Beiber
USS Dr. Oz
USS Dr. Phil
USS Dr. Drew
USS Charlie Sheen
USS Joe Exotic
 
I always thought USS Vengeance from Star Trek Into Darkness was a totally crap name for a ship. Maybe if it was a Klingon ship...but for a Federation Starship, even one build by Khan for Section 31...it's an eye-roller to say the least.

Well it's nu-trek so gotta be edgy with the names, reimagining the characters and the retcon reboot :rolleyes:
 
I always thought USS Vengeance from Star Trek Into Darkness was a totally crap name for a ship. Maybe if it was a Klingon ship...but for a Federation Starship, even one build by Khan for Section 31...it's an eye-roller to say the least.
Everything about that ship was just a bit too on the nose. It's the Bad Guy's ship, so of course its hull is black, its interiors are dark, it's armed with a huge gun and it has a mean name like Vengeance. Subtlety went completely out the window when that ship showed up.
 
The worst parts of STID are...damn near the worst things in the Trek movie franchise.

Agreed

Everything about that ship was just a bit too on the nose. It's the Bad Guy's ship, so of course its hull is black, its interiors are dark, it's armed with a huge gun and it has a mean name like Vengeance. Subtlety went completely out the window when that ship showed up.

Yeah...I mean the only thing worse is if it had been called the USS Satanic Cult and if it boasted Quantum SlowPainfulLingeringDeath Torpedoes.
 
Perhaps the Vengeances’ hull was black for practical rather than aesthetic reasons.If she was built ‘off the books’ then maybe a paint job was down the list of priorities.
 
In and of itself, the Vengeance class is a perfectly valid design. IMHO, Starfleet would be foolish to simply abandon it.

With just a few mods, the ship could serve well in peacetime. Since it can operate with a minimum of crew (or even no crew at all), Vengeance-class ships would be well suited for disaster relief missions or planetary evacuations.

And of course in wartime, they'd also be ideal. Heavily armed and risking as few crew lives as possible.

Agreed that the NAME should be changed though.
 
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Bit of an in-universe reference, but they have the USS Gorkon in Starfleet by the 24th century. Now, I appreciate that Gorkon was the Klingon Chancellor who extended the olive branch to the Federation and began the peace process, but he was assassinated by two renegade Starfleet officers. Seems to be a bit 'on the nose' using that name for a Starfleet ship. I doubt if the Klingons ever had an IKS James T Kirk.
 
I always thought USS Vengeance from Star Trek Into Darkness was a totally crap name for a ship. Maybe if it was a Klingon ship...but for a Federation Starship, even one build by Khan for Section 31...it's an eye-roller to say the least.
I think Vengeance might have made more sense if the project had been kickstarted to go fight a war with the Romulans.

I used U.S.S. Leningrad for a ship but it was for a fake episode made in the 1970s.

Another fan ship was the U.S.S. Doomsday (!) and the U.S.S Ace.

One comment I liked on AVClub's DS9 reviews was about using Earth river names for runabouts and how long until we get to the Dawson's Creek.
 
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