How did it "get" weird? Wouldn't it have been weird as soon as you found out?
Bad Sexual Experiences?
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That's bad, when you find out something as odd as that.
I dated an actual librarian who was into the rough stuff. Not just energetic nailing, but actually wanting me to slap her, bite her, twist her arms, hold her down, and go to town.
Tried it, but it didn't put lead in my pencil. It was like having a bowl of Lucky Charms and Vodka.
No thanks.
Joe, blue-diamoned
The quiet ones are always the loudest and most freaky
Ex-wife was a loudmouth who is lame in bed. Girlfriend afterward was quiet and sweet, but a frigging screamer and an animal in the sack.
A bowl of Lucky Charms and vodka? 
And I thought yesterday's Oprah show was eye-opening...
And I thought yesterday's Oprah show was eye-opening...
^ What was the topic?
I applaud you for turning me gay, straight, gay again, and then nauseous all in the span of a couple hours.
Losing my virginity to a girl with a very crooked cervix.
Very uncomfortable, wondered if I was doing it all wrong because I simply just wanted to stop...
I finally gave up and said "This isn't working" to which she replied "WELL IT WORKED FUCKING FINE FOR THE GUY WHO RAPED ME!!!"
Mood killer much?
Hugo - Been very lucky since
Very uncomfortable, wondered if I was doing it all wrong because I simply just wanted to stop...
I finally gave up and said "This isn't working" to which she replied "WELL IT WORKED FUCKING FINE FOR THE GUY WHO RAPED ME!!!"
Mood killer much?
Hugo - Been very lucky since
Thanks for this thread! I now have the ability to lose an erection on command, which may come in handy next time I have to do some public speaking.
Seriously, turn this into a book and market it to sex addicts.
Seriously, turn this into a book and market it to sex addicts.
My God.
I'd rather have two Ballpark franks and a large Diet yacked into my crotchbowl again than to have that happen.
I tip my hat to you, sir.
Joe, topped
As opposed to what? An animal?
Saving that for the other thread, maybe?
Well, as someone else brought up bestiality, I feel less bad bringing up the time I found out that someone I knew was into being fisted. One second I'm looking at normal pics of him that he's got on his website, the next...well, I knew they were naughty pics (he was hot), but...that's not how I wanted to see him.
Talking to your daughters about sex.
Girls are giving guys oral in middle school... just to keep them!
I remember sleeping with someone who had somehow shat on the bed at some point during the night, and in the morning rolling over it during sex. That sort of killed the passion somewhat...
No.
I thought "Nah, I'm boring, nothing like this ever happened to me, then I remembered...
When I was 25, I was picked up by a 42 year old. Hey hey, I'm quite the stuhhhd, I thought. So we eventually get there, and we're doing it, and suddenly I get this stabbing pain, and it was horrendous, because it was in the eye, and I don't mean either of the ones on my face!
I thought hard for a moment. "Do you use contraception?" "Yes a copper 7". Aaargh, the damn thing was stabbing me! But I couldn't say, I was so immature and so damn horny. So the only thing I could do was not thrust too deep. You can imagine how much fun that was.
Hmm, this thread alerts me to another facet of the human condition: everyone, everywhere, not matter how straight their lives are, has a funny bad sex story.
When I was 25, I was picked up by a 42 year old. Hey hey, I'm quite the stuhhhd, I thought. So we eventually get there, and we're doing it, and suddenly I get this stabbing pain, and it was horrendous, because it was in the eye, and I don't mean either of the ones on my face!
I thought hard for a moment. "Do you use contraception?" "Yes a copper 7". Aaargh, the damn thing was stabbing me! But I couldn't say, I was so immature and so damn horny. So the only thing I could do was not thrust too deep. You can imagine how much fun that was.
Hmm, this thread alerts me to another facet of the human condition: everyone, everywhere, not matter how straight their lives are, has a funny bad sex story.
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MeanJoePhaser
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In (former) Soviet Russia, Vodka IS Lucky Charms!
