Bad Joke of the Day

[Gil T.Azell]

To spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short
skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments
she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks,
"Are you wearing crotch-less panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."


He never heard the gunshot.

 

[captcalhoun]

would've helped if you'd included the first part of the joke.

 

[Tiberius Jim]

Fail.

 

[T'Baio]

Epic...fail.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

would've helped if you'd included the first part of the joke.

Sorry thats all I got in the mail.
and for the rest I did say in the thread title "BAD Joke" I kew it would fail,

 

[Locutus of Bored]

And we're done. Johnny, start a general joke thread and then bump it every once in a while if you want, but starting a new thread every time you get one bad joke in your inbox is a bit much.