Aussies fail at sex.

[Rii]

Could you possibly be any more dour?

Only if I were British.

 

[Amaris]

Looks like I need to head to Australia. *straightens tie*

Is it really that smart to run off to have sex with people who know even less about it than you do?

And I'm sure the search query is less about the mechanics and more about doing it well. If we have people reaching adulthood who don't at least know the basic concept that the penis goes into the vagina, I weep for humanity.

I also want to see porn of it. Just for the lulz.

This is how I become a big fish in a small pond!

 

[Kestra]

Hey, they're probably awesome at it if they're actually researching it. Better to have a guy who is well prepared than someone who just blunders their way through!

 

[CorporalClegg]

It's probably just a lack of communication. And given the way you people talk down there...

 

[Amaris]

Hey, they're probably awesome at it if they're actually researching it. Better to have a guy who is well prepared than someone who just blunders their way through!

I have always believed in thorough research.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Sex is one of those things where practice is more important than theory.

 

[Amaris]

Sex is one of those things where practice is more important than theory.

Hence my love of applied physics.

 

[Marc]

Given that it's a Murdoch Newspaper, an English news paper and that the English generally rate low in surveys on sex (no sex thanks, we're British) I'm gonna go ahead say the whole thing is a load of bollocks.

 

[Captain_Nick]

I don't know who gets paid to download Google search terms and present the results as a 'study', but it sounds like the easiest job in the world and is definitely my sort of role.

 

[AJBryant]

It's all that "throw a shrimp on the barbie" thing. First, it's not ON the Barbie, it's INTO *a* Barbie. Second, if it's only a shrimp, that's a problem.

 

[CorporalClegg]

So did anyone else try some of those Googles?

Or was it just me?

Apparently there are whole websites dedicated to proper kissing technique and etiquette. Who knew?

 

[Amaris]

^ I always figure things work out naturally. You know, the whole "your body will know what to do when the time comes" kind of thing.