Re: attention girls: embrace your inner twitch.
Peach 
The way you put that was just kinda' funny.
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The Girly-Girl's Guide to Automotive Care
1. Get your equipment together, along with any reference manuals you're going to look at and set up in the driveway.
2. Remove the first bolts and notice the automotive muck on your hands.
3. Go inside for that tool that you inevitably didn't realize you needed until you needed it.
4. Wash your hands to keep the muck from building up too much. Do not attempt to remove all of the muck as over-washing will dry hands (more than staying relatively clean will anyway).
5. Notice sweat and spots of greesy muck on your face. Do not attempt to wash your face, as your hands have even more muck on them. Use a light astringant, being careful not to touch any part of the pad that will touch your face.
6. Repeat steps four and five the next time you go inside for something. Do not repeat again, as you don't want to dry your skin any more than you have to.
7. Finish up for the day in the driveway and pack up.
8. Trim nails so that they are all even.
9. Scrub hands with body scrub and dish soap until all of that muck is gone.
10. Drink water, remembering how important hydration is to your skin and your body.
11. Shower and change clothes.
12. Making certain that your hands are completely clean apply a clay masque to remove any impurities from where you've been out working in the driveway.
13. Cover one hand in lotion and place a latex glove (or a glove of some other non-pourous material) over it. Repeat on the other hand.
14. Allow clay masque and lotion to sit for 10-12 minutes. Drink more water during this time.
15. Remove masque from face and take off gloves to rinse hands thoroughly.
16. Moisturize well and put a second kind of lotion on the hands.
17. Have one last glass of water; your skin may need it.
18. Do your nails.
I could so see B'Elanna Torres or any female mechanic rolling her eyes at me the entire time! However, I'm back to working on the RV, so yay.