Arnold vs. Sly - One Liner Battle

[MyCylon]

Ok, based on an idea that emerged from a thread on Stallone and the next Rambo movies I'd like to suggest a little game. It's very simple: I'll start off with an Arnold Schwarzenegger one liner, and the next one to post counters with a Sylvester Stallone one liner. Then Arnold, then Sly, Arnold, Sly, etc.

I've no idea if this will go anywhere but I'm willing to find out . Here goes:

Arnold: "Give you a lift?"

 

[Aragorn]

Sly: "You're a disease, and I'm the cure."

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Arnold: "It's not a tumor!"

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Sly: "Rambo? Rambo's a pussy."

 

[MyCylon]

Arnold: "He had to split."

 

[captcalhoun]

"I AM THE LAW!"

 

[Shurik]

Get to the choppa!!!

 

[Aragorn]

Yo, Adrian!

 

[aladinsane]

"Stick around."

 

[captcalhoun]

"send a maniac to catch a maniac"

 

[Haggis and tatties]

"I predict, a FREEEEZZZZZZZZZZE is coming"....

 

[Aragorn]

When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Hutt here a visit.

 

[Samurai8472]

"You're Fired"

 

[Aragorn]

"The world meets nobody halfway."

 

[Shurik]

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

 

[captcalhoun]

"use the Force, Luke"




Sly used that line in Demolition Man. why do i keep getting Sly, not Arnie?

 

[Aragorn]

Arnold: "You're luggage."

 

[Holdfast]

Sly: I DO miss my wardrobe.

 

[Aragorn]

Arnold: "Rubber baby buggy bumpers."

 

[MyCylon]

Sly: "Don't worry, I can fix it. All I need is a needle and thread."