Here's a run down of the 'dialog' so far. All we need to do know is insert some random action scenes and we've got a script
:
Arnold: "Give you a lift?"
Sly: "You're a disease, and I'm the cure."
Arnold: "It's not a tumor!"
Sly: "Rambo? Rambo's a pussy."
Arnold: "He had to split."
Sly: "I AM THE LAW!"
Arnold: "Get to the choppa!!!"
Sly: "Yo, Adrian!"
Arnold: "Stick around."
Sly: "Send a maniac to catch a maniac."
Arnold: "I predict, a FREEEEZZZZZZZZZZE is coming..."
Sly: "When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Hutt here a visit."
Arnold: "You're Fired."
Sly: "The world meets nobody halfway."
Arnold: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."
Sly: "Use the Force, Luke."
Arnold: "You're luggage."
Sly: "I DO miss my wardrobe."
Arnold: "Rubber baby buggy bumpers."
Sly: "Don't worry, I can fix it. All I need is a needle and thread."
Arnold: "Fly or die."
Sly: "...I got what they call a relaxed brain."
Arnold: "I let him go!"
Sly: "I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!"
Arnold: "To crush your enemies, to see zem driven before you and to hear ze lamentation of zeir vomen!"
Sly: "And then we end the crazy deficit spending."
Arnold: "Let off some steam, Bennet!"
Sly: "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing."
Arnold: "Hasta la vista, Baby."
Sly: "You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it."
Arnold: "I'll be back!"
Sly: "You are an ox AND a moron!"
Arnold: "You're one ugly muthafuckah!!"
Sly: "I'll be the judge of that."
Arnold: "Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them."
Sly: "Somebody put me back in the fridge."
Arnold: "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
Sly: "GET DOWN!!!"
Arnold: "Chill out, dickwad."
Sly: "My contribution to birth control."
Arnold: "Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired."
Sly: "THROW DOWN YOUR WEAPONS AND PREPARE TO BE JUDGED!!!"
Arnold: "Come with me if you want to Live."
Sly: "Oh yeah!"
Arnold: "Come with me if you want to live..."
Arnold: "Next to me you are a choirboy!"
Arnold: "Consider that a divorce."
Sly: "Stop!"
Arnold: "He had to split."
Sly: "I knew you would say that!"
Arnold: "Get yah ahss to Mahs."
Sly: "This is where the law stops and I start, sucker!"
Arnold: "No problemo."
Sly: "Glad you could drop in! You like jewelry?" [*dangles handcuffs*]
Arnold: "You know what killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"
Sly: "I always wanted to be a milk shake."
Arnold: "You're not sending me to dah coolah!"
Sly: "There ain't gonna be no rematch."
Arnold: "Here is Subzero, now Plain Zero!"
Sly: "I always wanted a tougher name, like...Alice!"
Arnold: "Winning improves your wardrobe."
Sly: "Skip it."
Arnold: "How are you going to snap your fingers after I rip off both of your thumbs?"
Sly: "Why don't you just shove a leash up my ass?"
Arnold: "You should not drink and bake."
Sly: "Nobody likes garbage!"
Arnold: "Fuck you, asshole."
Sly: "Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking pain in the ass."
Arnold: "The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"
Sly: "They drew first blood, not me."
Arnold: "You've been erased."
Sly: "I'm taking this to the next level!"
Arnold: "If I am not me, den who da hell am I?"
Sly: "YOU WANT A FIGHT YOU GOT A FIGHT!"
Arnold: "I'm not into politics. I'm into survival."
Sly: "To beat me, he will have to kill me."
Arnold: "I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!"
Sly: "You really do look like s--- in a ponytail!"

Arnold: "Give you a lift?"
Sly: "You're a disease, and I'm the cure."
Arnold: "It's not a tumor!"
Sly: "Rambo? Rambo's a pussy."
Arnold: "He had to split."
Sly: "I AM THE LAW!"
Arnold: "Get to the choppa!!!"
Sly: "Yo, Adrian!"
Arnold: "Stick around."
Sly: "Send a maniac to catch a maniac."
Arnold: "I predict, a FREEEEZZZZZZZZZZE is coming..."
Sly: "When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Hutt here a visit."
Arnold: "You're Fired."
Sly: "The world meets nobody halfway."
Arnold: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."
Sly: "Use the Force, Luke."
Arnold: "You're luggage."
Sly: "I DO miss my wardrobe."
Arnold: "Rubber baby buggy bumpers."
Sly: "Don't worry, I can fix it. All I need is a needle and thread."
Arnold: "Fly or die."
Sly: "...I got what they call a relaxed brain."
Arnold: "I let him go!"
Sly: "I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!"
Arnold: "To crush your enemies, to see zem driven before you and to hear ze lamentation of zeir vomen!"
Sly: "And then we end the crazy deficit spending."
Arnold: "Let off some steam, Bennet!"
Sly: "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing."
Arnold: "Hasta la vista, Baby."
Sly: "You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it."
Arnold: "I'll be back!"
Sly: "You are an ox AND a moron!"
Arnold: "You're one ugly muthafuckah!!"
Sly: "I'll be the judge of that."
Arnold: "Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them."
Sly: "Somebody put me back in the fridge."
Arnold: "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
Sly: "GET DOWN!!!"
Arnold: "Chill out, dickwad."
Sly: "My contribution to birth control."
Arnold: "Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired."
Sly: "THROW DOWN YOUR WEAPONS AND PREPARE TO BE JUDGED!!!"
Arnold: "Come with me if you want to Live."
Sly: "Oh yeah!"
Arnold: "Come with me if you want to live..."
Arnold: "Next to me you are a choirboy!"
Arnold: "Consider that a divorce."
Sly: "Stop!"
Arnold: "He had to split."
Sly: "I knew you would say that!"
Arnold: "Get yah ahss to Mahs."
Sly: "This is where the law stops and I start, sucker!"
Arnold: "No problemo."
Sly: "Glad you could drop in! You like jewelry?" [*dangles handcuffs*]
Arnold: "You know what killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"
Sly: "I always wanted to be a milk shake."
Arnold: "You're not sending me to dah coolah!"
Sly: "There ain't gonna be no rematch."
Arnold: "Here is Subzero, now Plain Zero!"
Sly: "I always wanted a tougher name, like...Alice!"
Arnold: "Winning improves your wardrobe."
Sly: "Skip it."
Arnold: "How are you going to snap your fingers after I rip off both of your thumbs?"
Sly: "Why don't you just shove a leash up my ass?"
Arnold: "You should not drink and bake."
Sly: "Nobody likes garbage!"
Arnold: "Fuck you, asshole."
Sly: "Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball-breaking, duck-fucking pain in the ass."
Arnold: "The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"
Sly: "They drew first blood, not me."
Arnold: "You've been erased."
Sly: "I'm taking this to the next level!"
Arnold: "If I am not me, den who da hell am I?"
Sly: "YOU WANT A FIGHT YOU GOT A FIGHT!"
Arnold: "I'm not into politics. I'm into survival."
Sly: "To beat me, he will have to kill me."
Arnold: "I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!"
Sly: "You really do look like s--- in a ponytail!"