Are you still 100% OEM?

[Bob The Skutter]

DAMN!!

It's ok, Holdfast told me chicks dig scars.

Never worked for me.

You're saying Holdfast lied to me?

Damn you, Holdfast!!!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Apparently the Dharmic religions now offer part-exchange.

Not ready to trade in just yet.

You're probably right. To benefit from a good deal, the qualifying criteria are pretty steep, and the terms and conditions take several lifetimes to read.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Apparently the Dharmic religions now offer part-exchange.

Not ready to trade in just yet.

You're probably right. To benefit from a good deal, the qualifying criteria are pretty steep, and the terms and conditions take several lifetimes to read.

You always think "It can't get any worse" then you show up as a spider, who gets squashed by an arachnophobe.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Not ready to trade in just yet.

You're probably right. To benefit from a good deal, the qualifying criteria are pretty steep, and the terms and conditions take several lifetimes to read.

You always think "It can't get any worse" then you show up as a spider, who gets squashed by an arachnophobe.

Imagine being reincarnated as a chameleon. A Karma Chameleon, in fact.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

You're probably right. To benefit from a good deal, the qualifying criteria are pretty steep, and the terms and conditions take several lifetimes to read.

You always think "It can't get any worse" then you show up as a spider, who gets squashed by an arachnophobe.

Imagine being reincarnated as a chameleon. A Karma Chameleon, in fact.

*groan*

 

[Mistral]

I'm out 7 teeth, my adnoids, part of my lip(s) are actually replaced with a piece of cheek, there's some kind of plastic pin-thingy in my sternum(originally to hold it together while it healed), some of my hair seems to have left and I need glasses if I want to read street signs before I pass under them. There's also a wire embedded under the flesh of my lower gum which holds my front teeth in. Sometimes I can feel it with my tongue-very creepy feeling. And, yes, my mother complied with Borg-like grace as well.

 

[RyanKCR]

It's ok, Holdfast told me chicks dig scars.

Never worked for me.

You're saying Holdfast lied to me?

Damn you, Holdfast!!!

Let's see, there was this girl I like for about 8 years and she never seem impressed. Only went out with me once.

 

[TorontoTrekker]

I'm circumcised, have both ears pierced, and have had a mole removed from the back of my neck. I also have a molar that I chipped a few years ago while eating dinner and I haven't had fixed yet, mostly because it's not bothering me enough to worry about it. (It's just that once in a while, I run my tongue over my teeth and feel the sharp edge, and it feels odd.)

And I have no wisdom teeth (which is apparently more common than I thought), so that was never an issue.

I look forward to the day when I can get a foot transplant. Ever since this year's Worldcon, when I was probably walking something like 15 miles per day around the convention centre and back and forth to the hotel I was staying in, my plantar fasciitis has gotten about ten times worse and my feet are have been in constant pain. (It doesn't help that I need new shoes and new orthotics as well...)

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

6 teeth removed (from when I was a kid because I 'had too many teeth'), got each ear pierced twice, nose pierced once, adnoids and tonsils removed.

As far as I know, I don't have wisdom teeth....unless they just never hurt or bothered me in any way to indicate they are there.

 

[Daneel]

Not 100%, no... I was circumcised as a baby, and I had my wisdom teeth removed when I was 18 (I got it done on a Friday, recovered by the end of the weekend, and was back at school by Monday -- I didn't miss a day! I guess I don't know how to take advantage of a good surgical procedure, but in fairness, it's the only one I've had that I can remember).

Still have my tonsils and appendix. No cosmetic alterations (i.e. piercings and tattoos) to speak of.