Are you a virgin?

[An Officer]

^ Your job to change their minds.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

[takes notes]

[compares to old notes]

They're the same...!

 

[Lindley]

Difficult to do when (a) they live in a different part of the country, (b) they got tired of you IMing them every week, and (c) you aren't even sure *why* you're so fixated on someone you see only rarely.

Under such circumstances it's best to try and drop the thing and move on. Tough though.

 

[Emher]

Flowers
Chocolates
A trip to the movies
An invite upstairs for coffee

Repeat as necessary.

That oughta' do it.

It's getting the date that's my problem

Emher, as far as I understand it, wants to "get laid" to start with , and that is totally different from finding "the one", like you and Lindley want. The "formula" would need to be far more sensible and sincere than the one I proposed earlier.

The woman understand me It would be nice to find my one at some point, but Gods damn it, right now I'm not even halfway trough my twenties and just ant to have something resembling a sex life.

 

[RoJoHen]

I'm not even halfway trough my twenties and just ant to have something resembling a sex life.

They make some remarkable sex toys that can help with that.

 

[Gryffindorian]

As my lady friend once said (she's divorced in her mid-60s), sex is overrated anyway.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I'm not even halfway trough my twenties and just ant to have something resembling a sex life.

They make some remarkable sex toys that can help with that.

I love it when you call me a sex toy.

 

[Emher]

I'm not even halfway trough my twenties and just ant to have something resembling a sex life.

They make some remarkable sex toys that can help with that.

I like making out too much. And you know, touch and the feel of a womans skin.

 

[TheGodBen]

All that talk about not needing to be popular, not needing any regular friends, not needing to hang out with girls, not needing to look good and fashionable... And look where they are now.

Hey, I've been laid!

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Hey, I've been laid!

Are you sure? And are you sure that it was a woman?

 

[An Officer]

It could just as easily have been a truck - with lots of sharp bits...

 

[Lindley]

that is totally different from finding "the one", like you and Lindley want.

I'm not sure I can afford that view anymore, really. It's still my goal, but I wonder if maybe I should just try to find a one to start with.

I can certainly understand where Emher is coming from, and while it doesn't bug me as much, the passage of time does begin to press after a while.

 

[An Officer]

^ They won't thank you for it.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

I'm not sure I can afford that view anymore, really. It's still my goal, but I wonder if maybe I should just try to find a one to start with.

I can only tell you my anecdotal experience; that trying to find the one will only result in loneliness. However, if you were trying to find anyone, you might just find that he/she is actually the one.

 

[TheGodBen]

It could just as easily have been a truck - with lots of sharp bits...

Well that would explain why it was so painful, and why she keep honking during the act, and why we did it in the middle of the road... no no, I'm sure it was a woman.

 

[An Officer]

^ Would you mind PMing me her number? Just to set her straight, you understand...

 

[Brutal Strudel]

Didn't lose it till I was 22.

 

[TheGodBen]

^ Would you mind PMing me her number? Just to set her straight, you understand...

I couldn't read her number correctly, there was too much dirt on the plate.

 

[An Officer]

Hit and run, eh.

 

[Capn Flukie]

She had four on the floor I bet.