^The OP's attitude kind of wrote the idea of having a grown up discussion about this right off from the start.
If it is misreporting its signal strength then that's just a dumb software problem that can be fixed - and probably not by shoving golf balls and human hair anywhere.
If it is misreporting its signal strength then that's just a dumb software problem that can be fixed - and probably not by shoving golf balls and human hair anywhere.