Anyone have a transcript of Gaddafi's speech?

[trekkiedane]

Gotta love that monument outside the building, with the fighter plane clutched within an iron fist, lol.

Yeah, and you noticed it specifically had "USA" and an American flag on it?

It's probably meant to symbolize the F-111 they shot down during Operation El Dorado Canyon in 1986.

I remember that... not so much for what happened or why, but for the propaganda that came out of Libya the following day; "America bombed a children's hospital" -yeah right- and then a bunch of (injured) kids were paraded in front of the assembled international press, but the only thing the kids were interested in was bumming cigarettes off the journalists

 

[Holdfast]

Dukat was never that insane, not even in his red-eyed phase! We're talking Lord Garth here.

If he decides to retire he'll make a fortune on the TV interview circuit.

Graham Norton meets Gaddafi. I can see it now...

 

[tharpdevenport]

The highlight reel on the news is so full of insane awesomeness, I want to read/see the full thing.

A brief snippet is at http://gu.com/p/2naak if you haven't seen any of it yet, with more here, complete with golf buggy exit. But the fuller version I saw earlier has more comedy gold than an entire season of most sitcoms. The complete thing must be a masterpiece.

"Blah, blah, blah I'm batshit crazy. Blah, blah blah I run the U.S., blah blah. Blah, blah, blah more batshit crazy 'thoughts'..."




Me makes Ahmajinedad sound like a genius.

 

[WillsBabe]

if you haven't seen any of it yet, with more here, complete with golf buggy exit.

Yesterday morning on the news they had images of screaming men and women, reports of anit-aircraft missiles being fired into crowds and a telephone call from a terrified mother who had not been able to get out of the house for 4 days to get food for her children. At the end of the article there was fist waving by the colonel followed by him getting into his buggy. The disconnect between the news report and the man in the buggy is something that's going to live with me for a long time.

 

[Gov Kodos]

If he decides to retire he'll make a fortune on the TV interview circuit.

Maybe we can get him and Baghdad Bob to do a Sunday pundit show.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

If he decides to retire he'll make a fortune on the TV interview circuit.

Maybe we can get him and Baghdad Bob to do a Sunday pundit show.

Fox & Friends?

 

[RJDiogenes]

The applause following his speech sounded like a slow Tuesday night at the Comedy Cafe.

The fist clutching the plane is classic; it's like something out of an old Twilight Zone.

If he decides to retire he'll make a fortune on the TV interview circuit.

Graham Norton meets Gaddafi. I can see it now...

"If the president does it, it's not illegal...."

 

[CommanderRaytas]

"Blah blah blah I'm batshit crazy, blah blah blah" is about the most accurate transcript I have read so far.

Boy, oh boy.