anyone else APPRECIATE chakotay's ethnic bits?

[TrekDoggyDog]

Well now one man's french wine is another man's electronic peyote.

Don't bogart that akoonah my friend, pass it over to me..

Seriously, why didn't everyone have one of these doohickeys? It seems it wasn't difficult to learn to use.

Oh wait I JUST ANSWERED IT in my own head! The holodeck!! The holodeck is better than drugs, funner than drugs and safer than drugs. Why bother doing drugs if you have a holodeck.

ROFLMAO.. Oh my this so true.. But you do have to look at Tom Paris and think "This dude is high ALL the time." Weed in the 24th century must be grown allover The Forge... What do you think Tommy needed all those replicator rations for?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

The Forge?

 

[CorporalClegg]

The Forge?

Geordi's pet-name for the warp core.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Oh right, thanks.

 

[Guy Gardener]

LA-Forge.

I know it's taken me almost 30 years, but isn't that a French enough name for Geordie to ask Jean-Luc to stop harping on about his obsessive compulsive francophillia? "Dude! We're all French!" Or do I racial profile and assume that he's from New Orleans and his ancestors were creole? Which is still French enough I suppose?

The big desert on Vulcan is called the Forge, which would be great for peyote or something stronger?

The LSD machine creates a tiny hive mind collective which should not be tolerated by the government, not because it might be an addictive drug better than life, but because it could kick off new Borg Hive.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Don't be silly Guy, Geordie doesn't have an english accent.

 

[Melakon]

Tom should gave called the warp core "the big doobie".

 

[Guy Gardener]

Picard fixed the ships Universal Translator so that the kid with the VISOR wouldn't.

No one spoke the same language and no one sounded like we thought they did.

Picard and Riker spoke French the whole time.

 

[R. Star]

Well now one man's french wine is another man's electronic peyote.

Don't bogart that akoonah my friend, pass it over to me..

Seriously, why didn't everyone have one of these doohickeys? It seems it wasn't difficult to learn to use.

Oh wait I JUST ANSWERED IT in my own head! The holodeck!! The holodeck is better than drugs, funner than drugs and safer than drugs. Why bother doing drugs if you have a holodeck.

What about holographic drugs? How come Quark never thought of that.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

What about just doing your drug of choice and then hitting the holodeck?

Holographic drugs, well.. if you can have holographic pregnancy I guess you can have anything.

 

[Guy Gardener]

You could be perfectly clear of thought and the holodeck could make colours and hallucinations, and make the ground uneven and actually literally spin you in circles impersonate the illusion of spinning and dizzy...

So? Why did B'Elanna name her Warpcore after Gerordie's penis?

There might be a story in that.

 

[Melakon]

Because the Enterprise-D warp core was ribbed for her pleasure.

 

[R. Star]

Well, B'Elanna's warpcore did get laid more than it's namesake!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

And people complain about Harry. What was the point of Geordie anyway?

 

[Guy Gardener]

Levar was the star!

Remember Roots?

He was the big name famous actor who was going to draw in the mums and dads who respect quality acting from a quality actor... Meanwhile he also drew in the Reading Rainbow crowd.

Wheaton was a movie actor but everyone else was almost a no one.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

So why did they do practically nothing with him except for him having a robot friend?

I mean, I thought he was totally boring but if they saw him as some kind of draw card they never really put it to use.

 

[Guy Gardener]

They didn't exploit anyone.

 

[CorporalClegg]

I've always loved Burton (Though I admit I've found his recent comments about JJTrek a bit off-putting.), but I agree that LaForge was a huge waste of space. The "blind man flying the ship" novelty was always kind of silly, and he was--by far--he least interesting of the five engineers.

 

[Guy Gardener]

When he was marooned on that planet and his Romulan buddy didn't eat him, I really didn't know his Romulan buddy didn't eat him.

 

[CorporalClegg]

You'd have to ask teacake and her food radar.