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Any pansexuals here?

Anyone here who's a fryingpansexual has my respect and disgust in equal measure, especially if the pan is hot.

It's ring will glow red when you warm it up, and then you can put your sausage in it.

You've got me thinking of too many jokes now.
 
I keep hearing more and more people, especially women, referring to themselves as pansexuals. It seems increasingly common on message boards, in fact.

Naturally, it got me wondering about our little community.

So if you feel comfortable discussing it, please 'fess up. ;)


Alright WTF

Pan sexual - attracted to GOATS?

Or PANS?

GEEZ

Internet geeks are really hard up arent they?
 
I keep hearing more and more people, especially women, referring to themselves as pansexuals. It seems increasingly common on message boards, in fact.

Naturally, it got me wondering about our little community.

So if you feel comfortable discussing it, please 'fess up. ;)


Alright WTF

Pan sexual - attracted to GOATS?

Or PANS?

GEEZ

Internet geeks are really hard up arent they?

Pansexual, also known as Omnisexual. Of course, five posts in, DarthTom already gave the dictionary definition. Also, one's sexuality has nothing to do with being "hard up".
 
Omni sexual? One who is attracted to anything at all??

No, omnivores don't eat glass tables or hankerchiefs. I guess that means omnisexuals are attracted to animals and plants of whatever nature.
 
Pansexual - not getting any-o-sexual

I'll take that as a working definition

No one said you couldn't make up your own definitions to insulate yourself.

Omni sexual? One who is attracted to anything at all??

No, omnivores don't eat glass tables or hankerchiefs. I guess that means omnisexuals are attracted to animals and plants of whatever nature.

No, you would be incorrect in your understanding of the definition of omnisexual. Of course, you know this.

i'm so straight you could use me as a ruler.

Everybody curves to the left or the right just a little bit. :devil:

I disagree.

Even the Kinsey scale has a zero...

It also has a 6. My statement was a tongue in cheek joke referring to a specific part of one's anatomy that isn't usually straight as a ruler. ("wink"
wink", "nudge" "nudge")
 
It is necessary to mock this further devaluation of the concept of somethingosexuality. One is attracted to men, women, animals, children, or any combination of the above. No need to invent more words to say the same thing.

(unless you are really hard up and can't get your mind off it)
 
It is necessary to mock this further devaluation of the concept of somethingosexuality. One is attracted to men, women, animals, children, or any combination of the above. No need to invent more words to say the same thing.

(unless you are really hard up and can't get your mind off it)

Someone who is omnisexual/pansexual doesn't have sex with animals, and certainly isn't a pedophile.
 
I'm not exactly sure where I fall. Women are great, Pre-op MtF Transsexuals are good, Men are not. I love the female form and penises are fine and dandy, but the male form is wholly unattractive to me.
Yeah, this is pretty much where I fall. The more feminine signifiers you strip away, the less I'm interested.

A shame, though, because gay men tend to be more sexually aggressive than straight women, and being on the defensive is far more my speed, and they tend to be pleasant company anyway.

As omnisexuality was explained to me once, it had something to do with being attracted to the personality, regardless of the gender identity it had taken on or the meat it was wearing.

Nah. I'm still caught somewhere between the soul and soft machine.
 
I'm not exactly sure where I fall. Women are great, Pre-op MtF Transsexuals are good, Men are not. I love the female form and penises are fine and dandy, but the male form is wholly unattractive to me.
Yeah, this is pretty much where I fall. The more feminine signifiers you strip away, the less I'm interested.

A shame, though, because gay men tend to be more sexually aggressive than straight women, and being on the defensive is far more my speed, and they tend to be pleasant company anyway.

As omnisexuality was explained to me once, it had something to do with being attracted to the personality, regardless of the gender identity it had taken on or the meat it was wearing.

Nah. I'm still caught somewhere between the soul and soft machine.

Is that where the ice machine is located? I always get the room right across from the ice machine. :ouch:
 
Why pansexual? Pan = goat man

In any event you are sexual snobs if you think you are above being bi

What are you talking about?

J. Allen said:
Is that where the ice machine is located? I always get the room right across from the ice machine. :ouch:

Sure. It's in this place off the highway in the light.

See, now "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" is running through my head. Fortunately, it's a great song. :lol:
 
Am I pansexual? No, I can’t say I’ve ever found this guy attractive.

28Pan_Horned_God.jpg

Eh, I don't think I'd ever faun over him myself.
 
In any event you are sexual snobs if you think you are above being bi

:guffaw: Riiiiiiiiiight.

To say that one does not belong to a group is not the same as saying they're "above" that group. One likes what one likes; to point that out is not being homophobic or bi-phobic or any of that crap.
 
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