That time Neil Gaiman was 30 minutes late to his own London premiere.
For those who don't have Facebook (accompanied by a photo of a man tying a bow tie for Gaiman, posted by his wife, Amanda Palmer):
For those who don't have Facebook (accompanied by a photo of a man tying a bow tie for Gaiman, posted by his wife, Amanda Palmer):
we were very late to the premiere of good omens in london because neil gaiman does not know how to tie a bow-tie.
nor would he attend the premiere without a bow-tie. we were at a standstill.
i did not know how to tie a bow-tie. neil’s literary agent did not know how to tie a bow-tie. neil’s assistant did not know how to tie a bow-tie. nobody working at the hotel knew how to tie a bow-tie. neil’s publicist did not know how to tie a bow-tie even after frantically googling a youtube instructional video.
the hotel concierge, seeing neil’s desperation, began asking passersby in the street. none of them knew how to tie a bow-tie. neil became more and more legitimately panicked. it was funny at first. and then he simply melted down. nobody could make jokes about how we were very late and how nobody could tie a bow-tie.
we were now half an hour late for neil’s premiere.
eventually the guy from the barber shop next to the hotel came to the rescue.
this is daniel, the guy from the barbershop next to the hotel who knew how to tie a bow-tie. he is the reason neil attended the premiere of good omens tonight in london.
thank you, daniel.
next time, neil, clip-on; or plan.
nor would he attend the premiere without a bow-tie. we were at a standstill.
i did not know how to tie a bow-tie. neil’s literary agent did not know how to tie a bow-tie. neil’s assistant did not know how to tie a bow-tie. nobody working at the hotel knew how to tie a bow-tie. neil’s publicist did not know how to tie a bow-tie even after frantically googling a youtube instructional video.
the hotel concierge, seeing neil’s desperation, began asking passersby in the street. none of them knew how to tie a bow-tie. neil became more and more legitimately panicked. it was funny at first. and then he simply melted down. nobody could make jokes about how we were very late and how nobody could tie a bow-tie.
we were now half an hour late for neil’s premiere.
eventually the guy from the barber shop next to the hotel came to the rescue.
this is daniel, the guy from the barbershop next to the hotel who knew how to tie a bow-tie. he is the reason neil attended the premiere of good omens tonight in london.
thank you, daniel.
next time, neil, clip-on; or plan.