All Trek Caption Contest 4: Set phasers to fun

[IzzyAtWarp9]

Another week another winner (or several)



The 'taste of your own medicine' award goes to:

Sisko: "Alright. I'll show you why your patients don't like your new little robot assistant." *presses button on control pad*
Bashir: "Urk!!"
Sisko: "Now...you turn your head and cough!"

The 'nearly but not really' award goes toooooo:

Rojan: "Are you sure about this stance? It doesn't seem very comfortable, at all."
Hanar: "Yes. 'Standing nonchalantly, arms folded across chest.' It's mentioned repeatedly in their literature."

The 'Things Data didn't invent' award is going to:

PRIMMIN: You tiny little life...forms! You precious little life...forms! Oh this is so going to catch on!

And the 'NAUGHTY NAUGHTY' award will be awarded tooo (you can tell I'm trying to jazz up how I hand these out):

PICARD (thinking): From this exact angle, you can see down Deanna's dress. Worf you lucky man.

And finally, AN AWARD WITH A FLASHY GRAPHIC!!

Simple things please simple minds!

Rojan: Once we have mastered the ancient art of "Gangnam Style" we will conquer the Federation!

Worthy winner everybody! I will post the news photos sometime today

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

New photos:











Beam on down and get captioning!

 

[Kirby]

<a href="http://s1332.photobucket.com/user/randomizzygirl/media/Trek%20contest%204/14654e84-318b-4a5a-9724-de45ce04d8ad_zpsea9adccd.jpg.html" target="_blank">

Takei *thinking* I should totally punch him in the nuts right now. Data to Crusher; per your notes from my last physical, I am keeping an eye on my prostate.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

TFTW, IzzyatWarp9!

Sulu: "Nice pose."
Kirk: "Yes. The stalwart captain standing heroically on the bridge of his ship!"
Sulu: "Very impressive. I wonder how many viewers are looking at Lieutenant Uhura's legs instead."
Kirk: "Quite a few, I would imagine."

Data (thinking): "Teapot? Lighting fixture? Sargon? What the hell is this thing?"

Khan (irritated): "There is no call for that facial expression! I have been in suspended animation for two hundred years! Many of my pickup lines are bound to be dated!"

 

[Enow]

Once again, Deanna Troi is not amused by Worf's juvenile attempt to convince her that he is her husband from a parallel universe.

Sulu: "Hemorrhoids acting up again, Captain?"

Data is wondering why that teapot is whistling at him.

The last thing Khan ever heard: "Do I look fat?"

Data has failed to win his crewmates away from coffee in the morning.

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

I've added the captionings in the quote under the pictures.

That's fine. Just so you know, if you delete the bit that says 'QUOTE=IzzyatWarp9;8502940]' and the other [/QUOTE] bit at the end, you can get just the pictures

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Troi: "I don't know... They look smaller in the uniform than they did in the catsuit."
Worf: "Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but..."

 

[Enow]

Okay. I did edit that just now. Thanks.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

TROI: Be honest, Worf. This isn't a Klingon thing, it's just Tai Chi.
WORF: Lies. Now leave me be while I do my traditional Klingon flexibility exercises.
TROI: That's just yoga!
WORF: If this were a Klingon ship I would kill you where you stand.



KIRK: I had a dream last night Sulu. It was forty years in the future. We were both old men, and we were making a living as parodies of ourselves.



DATA: Second officer's personal log. After days of observation, I have come to the conclusion that my tea kettle is alive. I must be willing to put my career on the line now because if I do not defend its rights, nobody else will.



KHAN: Tell me. In the 23rd century, are all women willing to betray everything they believe in for a charismatic man they just met?
MARLA: Yep. Feminism died out after the 22nd century. Though it will probably make a comeback before the 24th.



SPINER: Okay, I give! I'll help you promote DS9!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Crewman in background: "Yes, Mr. Data, that device was invented by the original Zapp Brannigan! You know, I've always wondered how he got the nickname 'Zapp.'"

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI: Wow,Will went down faster than a cheap hooker.

WORK: No one mocks my gi.

KIRK: Does this make me look fat?

SULU: No, it's the conversion from full frame to widescreen.

DATA: I do not feel comfortable ordering food from clown.

KHAN: Let's just pull this back like this. Now lets do something about that dress! Ta...key!

MARLA: We're not ever going to have sex, are we?

Data soon regretted breaking up with the ship's computer.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Sulu: "Uh...Captain? Isn't that Mr. Spock's pose?"
Kirk: "I don't see his name on it anywhere. Do you?"

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

Deanna:... Worf you have to stop doing this!!
Worf: He insulted my gym clothing!!
Deanna: You can't just kill every person who annoys you!



Sulu: Hey, Chekov, I- OH MY!!
Kirk: Is something the matter, Sulu?



Data: I though kettles were black??



Khan: Let me rearrange your hair...
McGivers: Are you joking?? That's one curl!! What a stupid script! Why is there even a mirror in sickbay!!




Data: All I wanted was a hug!!

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

New contest up nooooow!!