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Spoilers All Things STAR WARS - News, Speculation & Spoilers Thread

Christmas Canon Spock said:
Jesus isn't telling the story. It's not that kind of story, kid.
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Why not? I mean if the monkeys are curious about what humans were like 1 million years ago, perhaps Jesus would tell them the tale of Star Wars because he thinks they would like it. Of course why Jesus choose to come back to a Earth, now controlled by monkeys is a tale best told by Monkey Jesus in other 3 billion years from the time human Jesus returned.

By then the monkeys have also moved out into space and now Earth is controlled by self aware cockroaches and they want to know what life was like, from when monkeys use to control earth so Monkey Jesus tells the tale about the time human Jesus returned and told the monkeys the story of Star Wars.
 
Jason X-Mas said:
Why not? I mean if the monkeys are curious about what humans were like 1 million years ago, perhaps Jesus would tell them the tale of Star Wars because he thinks they would like it. Of course why Jesus choose to come back to a Earth, now controlled by monkeys is a tale best told by Monkey Jesus in other 3 billion years from the time human Jesus returned.

By then the monkeys have also moved out into space and now Earth is controlled by self aware cockroaches and they want to know what life was like, from when monkeys use to control earth so Monkey Jesus tells the tale about the time human Jesus returned and told the monkeys the story of Star Wars.
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
 
Tallguy said:
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
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I think the monkeys would find Star Wars more fun. Though it's best to not tell them the story of King Kong.
 
i wonder how long ago and what galaxy far far away was star wars based in

as in was it in the year 1977 bc and was it in a galaxy farther on the oppiside sides of earth that facing outer space
 
www.ign.com

Lucasfilm Animation VP Goes Deep On Tales of the Underworld and Maul: Shadow Lord: 'An Upgrade of What We're Used To Doing' - IGN

Athena Portillo, Vice President of Animation at Lucasfilm, sat down for an exclusive interview with IGN at Star Wars Celebration 2025 to discuss two of the most exciting shows they have in the pipeline right now: the just-announced Tales of the Underworld and Maul: Shadow Lord series.
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Portillo made it a point to really highlight all of the elements of production that stand out as major enhancements to how Lucasfilm Animation was producing work previously, particularly the “the animation, the lighting, the effects, the matte paintings, the lighting concepts, the assets.”

“When Filoni kicked off the Maul show, which was after Covid, people were getting back into the swing of coming back to work, but he said, ‘You all need to pull yourself out of complacency, you all need to pull yourself out of your comfort level. Being uncomfortable is a good feeling, and it leads you to greater things. So, create something that is an upgrade of what we're used to doing,’ both in the animation style such as the body mechanics, facial animation, we updated all of our body rigs, and then all the lighting, everything,” she explained. “When Filoni watched one of our episodes last week, his comment was, ‘Wow, you guys, you are actually creating cinema’. He was proud of what Lucasfilm Animation has achieved with this show.”

Portillo added, “All of it is an upgrade from what we've done, and even from the Bad Batch, even from Tales of the Underworld, it's an upgrade, and we just completed Tales of the Underworld. We're releasing Maul in 2026, but we're still working on it.”
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