All things RED Dwarf

[The Knappos]

Fish!
Todays fish is Trout a la crème, enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Todays fish is Trout a la crème, enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Todays fish is Trout a la crème, enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Todays fish is Trout a la crème, enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Todays fish is Trout a la crème, enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Todays fish is Trout a la crème, enjoy your meal.
I will

 

[Toril Toran]

Sometimes I wonder if Holly really does have an IQ of 6000 and he is just messing with Dave……….Nahh, that’s crazy talk isn’t it?

 

[Paul Weaver]

We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool.

 

[The Knappos]

Sometimes I wonder if Holly really does have an iq of 6000 and he is just messing with Dave……….Nahh, that’s crazy talk isn’t it?

It's a weird thing, computer senility.

 

[The Knappos]

We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool.

Yeah, you're out to lunch, man.
Lunch? He's out for breakfast, lunch, diner. He's not in for a single meal.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

It's a weird thing, computer senility.

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[Toril Toran]

Or, maybe he does get all his knowledge from the Junior Color Encyclopedia of Space.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Or, maybe he does get all his knowledge from the Junior Color Encyclopedia of Space.

 

[The Knappos]

If you're God, why that face?
What's wrong with me face?
What's wrong with your face?! It's upsidedown and inside out, that's what's wrong with it.

 

[Toril Toran]

If you are God, turn this into a woman!
I’m serious
So am I!

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

That's me! It's Lister..... it's Lister the Stupid?!?!

 

[Malicia]

Craig Charles is playing his funk and soul show at The Roadmender this Friday from 10pm - 2am. I like five minutes walk from that venue but my friends are busy so have no-one to go with. Smeg!

Seriously of thinking of going alone just to experience Lister on the wheels of steel.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I hope he does "Om."

 

[Malicia]

I hope he does "Om."

What a bonus if Emile was there. Doubtful but possible. I’d tell him how everything is so crypto fascist these days.

 

[Toril Toran]

Maybe you can travel back in time and get him to invent tension sheets.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Craig Charles is playing his funk and soul show at The Roadmender this Friday from 10pm - 2am. I like five minutes walk from that venue but my friends are busy so have no-one to go with. Smeg!

Seriously of thinking of going alone just to experience Lister on the wheels of steel.

I'd love to go, but it's like 4000 miles as the swallow flies.

 

[The Knappos]

Excuse me, Rimmer, do you know you’re about as popular as a horny dog at a miss lovely legs competition?

 

[Toril Toran]

"All right. Dudes. What's going on in groovetown?"

 

[Malicia]

I'd love to go, but it's like 4000 miles as the swallow flies.

Shouldn’t take long in Starbug!

 

[Malicia]

"All right. Dudes. What's going on in groovetown?"

I say that and always think of Holly.