How would we know that, if they haven't been discovered?Or are there still some that hasn't been discovered yet?
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,Or are there still some that hasn't been discovered yet?
We should add Unobtainium to the list, the element used to construct all those cool looking prototypes you see in catalogs that never make it to shelves.![]()
Govermentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
It's been too long since my last physics class-- I wish I remembered this stuff better! But it seems significant that element 122 would be the first discovery from the 8th row of the periodic table. If the pattern holds, that row (and the 9th) should have over 50 elements in it, shouldn't it?
Also, Does this imply a new type of electron shell?
Making a new element is as simple as finding a stable (at least for a few microseconds) arrangement of protons and neutrons with a higher atomic number than any other element.
Such high-mass elements typically don't last long even in laboratory conditions. I would be very surprised if we hadn't discovered all the naturally occurring elements already.
To be sure, the stability of elements is not a simple curve that would drop with increasing number of nucleons. There are certain advantageous ratios of protons and neutrons that cause peaks of stability at somewhat unexpected nucleon numbers. It has long been speculated that there exist "islands of stability" higher up the nucleon count, although it is not trivial to predict where these would be.
Whether such stability would be in the order of milliseconds or millennia remains open to speculation, too.
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