All I Got Left is My THREAD BOMBS!

[Kirby]

Great, now I won't be able to sleep tonight knowing that one of these.... whatever the fuck it is, exists, and it's most likely going to find it's way into my house.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

So there.

 

[trekkiedane]

So there.

Now, go away!

Luv CB!

ETA: Just watched The fifth episode of How TV Ruined Your Life the one called Progress, from which I snatched this little Brookerism:

/.../ they'd been continually tortured by the technology that was supposedly assisting them.
The chief source of their torment was Orac, a wearing winking smartarse in a box who loved himself almost, but not quite as much, as an iphone, and who treated his human companions with the horty condescension of a professor of Latin snorting at an especially stupid peg.

Blake: Orac, I want to tap central spacecraft registry, can you do that?
Orac: 'Tap' -what is that?
Blake: Obtain information from the records.​

It was a bit like watching people struggle with a beta version of Windows Vista thirty years ahead of its time.

Blake: You'll clear the receptor circuits to receive an emergency program. Confirm when ready.
Orac: [Clicking of relays]
Avon: Confirm readiness.
Orac: [Clicking of relays]
Avon: Come on, come on.
Orac: [Clicking of relays]​

You know, sometimes it was like watching Jeremy Paxman wearily quizzing Michael Howard on Newsnight forever.

Orac: That information is not immediately available
Blake: Well, can you get it?
Orac: It has no bearing on the problem.
Blake: Can you get it?
Orac: Eventually.
Blake: How long is eventually?
Orac: It will require time and resources far in excess of the value of the information.
Blake: Well get it anyway I want the reason for that alert.
Orac: Very well... I will report... in due course.​

Jersus, even apple computers aren't this snooty!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Great, now I won't be able to sleep tonight knowing that one of these.... whatever the fuck it is, exists, and it's most likely going to find it's way into my house.

Yeah, same here. This is probably the most disturbing thing i've seen in years.


While this was all kinds of awesome.

 

[trekkiedane]

If you know where it's from it is kinda funny

 

[Satyrquaze]

I'm kinda interested in playing chess this way, now.

 

[LitmusDragon]

Great, now I won't be able to sleep tonight knowing that one of these.... whatever the fuck it is, exists, and it's most likely going to find it's way into my house.

Yeah, same here. This is probably the most disturbing thing i've seen in years.

He probably just wants to sell you hamburgers. Or steal your soul. You know, whichever.

Saw this one recently:

 

[1001001]

Saw this one recently:

That one amuses me.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

@ LitmusDragon
You win the internet.

 

[TheSeeker]

That's great!

 

[LitmusDragon]

Thanks. I was similarly amused.

 

[Unicron]

Here are a couple of variations on a theme:

 

[LitmusDragon]

Found this one yesterday:

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Found this one yesterday:

That is somewhat disturbing....

 

[apenpaap]

I love how annoyed the real dog looks.

 

[SPOCKED]

 

[Locutus of Bored]

 

[B.J.]

The first ones are great. I really don't get the zombie ones (not my thing). But THIS:

... is awesome! Where'd you find it?

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Here and here. I just threw them all together as a gif instead of posting each individual pic.

A few extra (smaller) ones here:

I added them to the gif:

 

[auntiehill]

I like the A-Team one. Very cute.