All I Got Left is My THREAD BOMBS!

[Capn Flukie]

Look at the underlined word.

 

[trekkiedane]

/.../ Does the US have a specified "official" language?

Apparently the jury is still out on that one...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Never. Forget.

 

[Gov Kodos]

I smell sitcom!

"On November 13, a Xenomorph was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his queen. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday, he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, the Predator. Sometime earlier, the Predator's wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced aliens share an apartment without driving each other crazy?"

 

[TheSeeker]

Not a thread bomb but it kind of amused me. I was just paying a parking ticket online with the city of Ottawa and this is what the screen looks like.

I found it rather amusing as it makes it look like I was shopping for parking tickets.

 

[Misfit Toy]

"On November 13, a Xenomorph was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his queen. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday, he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, the Predator. Sometime earlier, the Predator's wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced aliens share an apartment without driving each other crazy?"

Excellent. Now I have the theme song playing in my head...

 

[trekkiedane]

That is rather funny, Seeker - tell us; did they have any good offers you picked up while on the site? -three for the price of two? And how about delivery?

 

[TheSeeker]

^Delivery was great. Right to my car's windshield!

 

[trekkiedane]

^Delivery was great. Right to my car's windshield!

ETA:
Look what I've just found:

 

[Zulu Romeo]

 

[captcalhoun]

^ lol'd

 

[LitmusDragon]

 

[trekkiedane]

^I have absolutely no idea what that is in reference to!

 

[ManOnTheWave]

In case anyone wants it without the desktop icons.

 

[LitmusDragon]

^I have absolutely no idea what that is in reference to!

Faces of Meth, a recent campaign from the War on Drugs™. The comic was funny to me because I've seen those dang mugshots about 100 times on the internet in the past couple of weeks.

Also in reference to this news story about an 8-year old girl who racked up a $1,400 buying virtual "smurfberries" on an iPad game

 

[trekkiedane]

Thanks Dragon!


ETA:
From the story about the 8-year old:

I thought the Smurfs were a bunch of free-love commies and everyone was equal? I guess everything's different now that the wall came down...

So many things wrong in that small quote, but primarily I'm wondering if Ben Popken actually ever read any Smurf-story... I mean, those guys live in an almost exclusively male society...

 

[apenpaap]

^I have absolutely no idea what that is in reference to!

Faces of Meth, a recent campaign from the War on Drugs™. The comic was funny to me because I've seen those dang mugshots about 100 times on the internet in the past couple of weeks.

Weird, apart from the last two, I find the "after" pictures marginally better looking.

 

[Brian]

Big fan of gaunt faces with sores, are you?

 

[Kail]

Found these last night:

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For some reason, I find that mildly unsettling.
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The "teeth" look photo shopped.

 

[LitmusDragon]

Rise from your thread grave!