Aliens should invade Earth...

[RobertScorpio]

Either serious, or funny reasons can apply. Why would you want aliens to invade Earth?


I think Aliens should invade Earth, so they could could rid the world of Paris Hilton, Britnay Spears and Amy Winehouse....and if they had any spare time? Rid the world of cancer.



Rob

 

[Samurai8472]

Alien- You're future is on the brink, we are here to help.

*Dove is released*

Alien- ACK ACK!

*Alien vaporizes Pelosi*


*Cheney is taken to Cheyenne Mountain and leaves for the alpha site*

 

[Sephiroth]

i've never tasted alien meat before...

 

[C.E. Evans]

Aliens came to Earth because they want our pizza--all of it.

The mother of all wars began shortly after that...

 

[Admiral2]

To take me the hell off it and let me hang with beings with some kinda common sense.

Or to set me up as dictator by proxy.

Either or.

 

[bigdaddy]

Like a true sci-fi fan, to breed with.

 

[Silvercrest]

They need help from Jason Nesmith and his co-stars.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

With all those alien females around it might double Jayson's chances of getting laid.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

"Its a cook book...Its a COOK BOOK!!!!"

 

[RobertScorpio]

Like a true sci-fi fan, to breed with.

ummm...yeah!! I'm with you on that...

Rob

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Space Aliens should invade so that us democrats can rule over the rest of humanity since we voted in their representative as president.

Why else did you think Obama was far more evolved then the rest of humanity.

 

[gastrof]

Alien- You're future is on the brink, we are here to help.

*Dove is released*

Alien- ACK ACK!

*Alien vaporizes Pelosi*


*Cheney is taken to Cheyenne Mountain and leaves for the alpha site*

Cheney?!?!

Someone hasn't been keeping track of the American political scene. Cheney hasn't been VP since his boss's term expired.

 

[EyalM]

They need toilet paper

 

[Spiderpope]

so that the BBC can do this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP-rkzJ6yZw

 

[Immolatus]

this is why they should invade earth:

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

 

[RobertScorpio]

Space Aliens should invade so that us democrats can rule over the rest of humanity since we voted in their representative as president.

Why else did you think Obama was far more evolved then the rest of humanity.

the Messiah has returned!!!

 

[Mistral]

Aliens should invade? Why not just drop in for a beer?

 

[mostly_nameless]

Aliens should invade? Why not just drop in for a beer?

Yeah, why always with the invading thing? Why can't any of them ever just stop in to borrow some grey poupon or something? Maybe just come spend a night at the strip club studying human anatomy then have breakfast at Denny's and call it a day.

 

[Lookingglassman]

They already invaded, but the morons in the news media keep focusing on the idiots with guns at Obama rallies and fools screaming, "I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK! and OBAMA WANTS TO KILL GRANDMA!"

The aliens are sitting back laughing at us.

 

[Nowhere Man]

They want us to hand over George Lucas for what he did to Star Wars and Indiana Jones