Add, remove, replace a letter game

[Bad Thoughts]

The Channing Face of Evil

The Breen attack San Francisco and Starfleet headquarters with drag queens singing Hello, Dolly.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

The Alternative Actor - Kirk fills in on an alien soap opera, is fired for actually falling in love with his leading lady.

The Squire of Porthos - NX encounters Trelane, who is so enamored with Archer's dog that he wants to keep him.

 

[Nightdiamond]

Booby Traps -- Counselor Troi discovers that her new 3rd season dress is too tight; oh, and the ship is caught in some vicious mine field or something.

Night Errors -- the crew of the USS Brattain goes mad after discovering the name of their ship is misspelled USS Brittain on its hull.

The Enterprise must find out why before it happens to them next.

 

[Green Shirt]

'Friday's Chili". Just before the weekly Monday meal, the ship passes through an anomaly which wreaks havoc with the food processors. Scotty saves the day by remembering he had three day old chili stored in a backup food locker.

 

[The Old Mixer]

^ Or...the ship's environmental systems are put to the test on Saturday.

 

[Green Shirt]

"The Naked Cow". Picard and crew encounter a ship full of apparently intoxicated people who froze to death while seemingly worshiping an image of a farm animal.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

The Neural Zone

The Enterprise is attacked by giant brains.

Deja Qi

Data is challenged by the Zakdorn to a game of Scrabble, and wins by abusing weird two letter words.

 

[Green Shirt]

"Sip in a Bottle". Barclay gets drunk on the holodeck and hallucinates that Prof. Moriarty is sentient and takes over the ship.

 

[Orac]

"Pink of an Eye"

Captain Kirk gets pink eye.

 

[Nightdiamond]

That Witch Survives -- Janice Lester returns, kills the crew of the Reliant, and is after the Genesis device and now Kirk must stop her again.

 

[Orac]

"Day of the Dole"

Captain Kirk is sacked for breaking the Prime Directive and has to collect the Federation unemployment benefit.

 

[The Old Mixer]

Assuming numbers count where applicable...

"1001001": A Trek BBS mod hijacks the Enterprise for a mysterious purpose. Riker gets a Warning for his holodeck activities.

 

[Green Shirt]

"Too Short a Reason". Two men with questionable motivation and acting skills annoy Picard as they revisit a decades old grudge.

"The Lame". A typical episode featuring Wesley Crusher and his saving the ship from the effects of a lame game. At least there was Ashley Judd to break the monotony.

 

[Tim Thomason]

Some TNG inspired ones:

Blondlines - The origin of Doctor Crusher's new haircolor.
I, Borge - The Clown Prince of Denmark is the special guest in the first episode of the Star Trek: The Next Generation Variety Hour
The Next Phaser - Worf takes a trip to Starbase 133, where he is trying to find the perfect sidearm for his new post as Chief of Security.
Cost of Diving - Wesley Crusher pays a very steep cost when he discovers that the holodeck's processing ability has taken a turn for the worse.
Lower D*cks - Lwaxana Troi interrupts the crew's shore leave to Risa.
Rightful Hair - Doctor Crusher gets rid of the blonde look.

 

[Terok Nor]

Encounter At Fartpoint

Humanity is put on trial for the crime of flatulence.

Charlie XXX

Yeoman Rand is pursued by a young porn producer to star in his latest masterpiece.

Whore Leave

The crew visits a planet populated by Bajoran comfort women.

 

[JonnyQuest037]

The Alternative Actor

That title could actually apply to the real episode, too!

"Where Nomad Has Gone Before"
Kirk and crew retrace Nomad's path of destruction through the galaxy.

"Charlie Y"
The exact same episode as "Charlie X," except Charlie's a generation younger.

"A Private Little Wart"
Dr. McCoy removes an embarrassing growth from Captain Kirk.

"Journey To Mabel"
The crew tries to find a woman still named "Mabel" in the 23rd Century.

"This Sid of Paradise"
Sequel to the surprisingly successful "Journey To Mabel." The Enterprise tries to find some guy named "Sid," Mabel's long-lost husband.

"The Way To Den"
Kirk forgets his way around the refitted Enterprise again. Too embarrassed to ask the way to the Officer's Lounge, he spends the entire runtime just wandering the corridors of the Enterprise.

"Siri"
Kirk's further frustrations with the female Enterprise computer from "Tomorrow Is Yesterday."

"The Citi on the Edge of Forever"
Kirk tries in vain to find an ATM that will take his debit card so he can finally pay Gillian Taylor back for that pizza.

"The Squirt of Gothos"
One of Star Trek's less-successful porn parodies.

"Wank of an Eye"
One of Star Trek's more-successful porn parodies.

 

[The Old Mixer]

porn parodies

Fist Contact

 

[Bad Thoughts]

This thread could be called "how to turn Trek into Lexx in one letter."

 

[Random_Spock]

"Spock's Train"
The Enterprise crew help Spock search for his lost toy train he'd had since he was a boy.

"Spectre of the Sun"
A mysterious new entity beams onto the Enterprise who claims to be from the Sun. Kirk is skeptical, Spock wonders if he's under the influence of the entity some how.

 

[Mr Soak]

The Sacrifice of Angles

A very boring, linear story.