ACTUAL new DSC uniforms

[CaptainDonovin]

Yeah...no.

Those are cashmere turtlenecks available from Gucci for about a thousand bucks. It's a joke.

https://www.lyst.com/clothing/gucci..._overlay_uid=JQGSXLU&product_gallery=91027101

$1000??? I doubt my entire wardrobe amounts to that. Don't care how nice it is or feels, I wouldn't shell out that kind of dough for anything clothing related.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Product placement?

Gucci gives Star Trek 40 grand an episode to use those shirts.

 

[jamestyler]

The real joke is why anyone on Earth would pay a grand for a shirt that probably cost about $15 to make?

Makes Anovos prices seem reasonable!

 

[Timelord79 (he/him)]

Looking forward to the next thread:
"The ACTUAL actual new Discovery uniforms"

 

[RAMA]

No.



And no.

Oh yes..they are great for the timeline placement..streamlined post-Enterporise uniforms that recalls 2160 but also has more of the color of the later series..quite stylish.

[Uniform design will be] something completely different [from ‘The Cage’]. I think when you see the design, it’s a little bit of this and a little bit of that. We were having a wardrobe test the other day and it was interesting to think, ‘Now we need to take these colors and put them up against the [ship set colors],’ to see what is going to be the best-looking aesthetic for the show, taking in the sets and wardrobe and lighting style.

Let me guess, you want the shaggy, sloppy t-shirts from The Cage?

RAMA

 

[Guy Gardener]

In theory, it suggests an unseen division between puritanical Victorian repression, and sexual liberation/revolution...

Pike was willing to sell out the homeworld because a dancing girl showed him her belly button.

Kirk wiped his seed across the quadrant, without learning anyone's middle name.

 

[The Old Mixer]

Looking forward to the next thread:
"The ACTUAL actual new Discovery uniforms"

The Fans that Cried "Uniform". When they really do leak the uniforms, nobody will believe they're real.

 

[Kevin Wolff]

Klingon captain: Your reputation from anaxar precedes you, Captain Garth. I will not destroy your...wait...are wearing powder blue? Fire all disruptors!

 

[RAMA]

Even with Fuller's name attached to them they were fake. Trust no one!

RAMA

 

[JonnyQuest037]

Looking forward to the next thread:
"The ACTUAL actual new Discovery uniforms"

"No, REALLY, you guys! No foolin'!"

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

We need a humor tag

I second that.

 

[Gov Kodos]

The real joke is why anyone on Earth would pay a grand for a shirt that probably cost about $15 to make?

Your purchasing and advertising exclusivity from the proles.

 

[cultcross]

The Fans that Cried "Uniform". When they really do leak the uniforms, nobody will believe they're real.

We'll be sat there in January watching the pilot going "obviously not real, look at the hashtags, he's just joking."

 

[ItIsGreen]

Can a mod please change the title of this thread to 'I am gullible'?

I admit, I fell for the joke and jumped the gun. But in my defence, it was very late here, and HE HASHTAGGED IT GODDAMMIT. Still, they wouldn't be the worst uniforms in the world...

 

[Saga]

hashtags are not canon.

 

[Captain of the USS Averof]

The whole Gucci Starfleet uniform is this:

https://sits-pod25.demandware.net/d.../dw0f27fa6b/images/zoom/guc0126008_col_01.jpg

 

[Nerys Myk]

The whole Gucci Starfleet uniform is this:

https://sits-pod25.demandware.net/d.../dw0f27fa6b/images/zoom/guc0126008_col_01.jpg

Dude's wearing a Command Division cap with an Operations tunic. This show sucks!

 

[Guy Gardener]

Starfleet issue beanies?

Tubular.

 

[Tim Thomason]

Dude's wearing a Command Division cap with an Operations tunic. This show sucks!

That just signifies that he's an operations specialist within the chain of command. Like Scotty.

 

[Nerys Myk]

That just signifies that he's an operations specialist within the chain of command. Like Scotty.

He's only a Lieutenant! One stripe!