"Across the Sea" Live Commentary

[Velocity]

when will they learn to not tell fakeMom anything? I'm leaving. Oh no you're not! Bash!

 

[Worf2DS9]

Fake!Mom did look a little like Libby in that scene, though she also reminds me a bit of Hurley's Mom.

 

[Kira's Mom]

Nut!Mom mad! Nut!Mom Smash heads!

 

[AlanC9]

Yeah, that's the least suspenseful commercial blackout in the history of the show.

I gotta say I'm totally on the MiB's side so far. I'm looking forward to him gutting NutMom in a minute or two.

Nice to see that Jacob's arrogance and cluelessness are just taking after her.

 

[Gertch]

What's with NutMom and killing people?

What's with the Island and body counts. They may still beat Hot Shots! Part Deux.

 

[Capn Flukie]

I hope the electricity generating giant hamsters show up soon.

 

[Kira's Mom]

Yeah, that's the least suspenseful commercial blackout in the history of the show.

I gotta say I'm totally on the MiB's side so far. I'm looking forward to him gutting NutMom in a minute or two.

Nice to see that Jacob's arrogance and cluelessness are just taking after her.

Yeah, I'm getting ready to join team MIB.

 

[cubbie]

Stay away from the light or I'll kill you!

 

[Elemental]

The ghost lady gave birth to Jacob and MiB. Then the crazy lady broke her skull with a giant rock. The crazy lady is now their mother.

A 3 sentence summary so far!

Oh and don't forget the golden light cave!

So did Mom give Jacob a name and then got killed before she could name MIB?

 

[Danny99]

So can they undo last week's stupidity and bring back Sayid, Jin, Sun, and Frank with it?

 

[Danny99]

The ghost lady gave birth to Jacob and MiB. Then the crazy lady broke her skull with a giant rock. The crazy lady is now their mother.

A 3 sentence summary so far!

Oh and don't forget the golden light cave!

So did Mom give Jacob a name and then got killed before she could name MIB?

She said she had only picked one name.

 

[RoJoHen]

The ghost lady gave birth to Jacob and MiB. Then the crazy lady broke her skull with a giant rock. The crazy lady is now their mother.

A 3 sentence summary so far!

Oh and don't forget the golden light cave!

So did Mom give Jacob a name and then got killed before she could name MIB?

RealMom named Jacob, and then she was like, "Holy crap, I'm still pregnant!" and Crazy Mom was like, "Whoa, you're having twins!"

Real Mom asked Crazy Mom to help her name the second child...and then she got her head smashed by a rock.

 

[cubbie]

The wine decanter was old!

 

[Danny99]

Jacob - a graduate of the Katee Sackhoff school of acting.

 

[Kira's Mom]

"The heart of the island".

 

[Velocity]

Waah! Mom always liked brother best!

 

[RoJoHen]

*sips from cup*

"Look, mom, I'm not a pussy anymore!"

 

[Kira's Mom]

The music is getting more and more LOTR-ish. I'm half expecting Enya or Annie Lennox to start singing!

Whoa, MIB lives!

 

[Kira's Mom]

Waah! Mom always liked brother best!

That's it! They're really the Smothers Brothers!

Dead!Others camp! Bet Jacob and Nut!Mom did it.

 

[What's his face]

Sense. This episode makes none.