Somebody's got a little Captain in her...or will soon, anyway.
...but I am happy to see you.
When Archer said he could command a starship in his sleep, he meant it.
Noooooobody expects the Starfleet Inquisition!
about damn time the captions came back
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Somebody's got a little Captain in her...or will soon, anyway.
...but I am happy to see you.
When Archer said he could command a starship in his sleep, he meant it.
Noooooobody expects the Starfleet Inquisition!
"You owe me twenty Chuck-E-Cheese tokens. Pay up, or no more nookie after pizza."
"Before we hit the bridge, let's stop off at the men's latrine on C Deck. I ate a huge bean casserole yesterday and it's just coming back to haunt me now."
"Shhhhh!
Don't wake him yet! I'll go get a pan of warm water from their galley and we can dip his hand in it..."
User fees and late fines in Starfleet were STRICT.
Soval: "Erm... sorry..."
Forrest: "So that was the Vulcan Pon Fart?"
Soval: "Yes. I've been holding it for seven years."
Forrest: "No wonder you guys are so uptight. Phewww..."
"You've been a very naughty boy, Commander. Nothing but coal in your stocking this Christmas."
FORREST:"Why the long face, Jonathan?"
(*Rimshot and cymbal*)
What bulkhead will YOU be uncomfortably chained to when your Chef's four-alarm chili comes back to haunt you?(TM)
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