A stranger just grabbed my junk.

[loldrey]

Kids are accidentally brushing up against, touching, punching, running into, headbutting, or otherwise molesting my privates pretty much all the time. I think it's because they're just at that height.

I will never have kids for that reason- there's just no way to avoid the awkward privates-contact.

 

[An Officer]

Should have asked Sunday morning when I was still pretty drunk coming in from my Saturday night shenanigans.

Drunkl junk!

 

[JonathonWally]

Should have asked Sunday morning when I was still pretty drunk coming in from my Saturday night shenanigans.

Drunkl junk!

"nods approvingly"

 

[blaXXer]

Five Guys

Way to take all the innuendo and fun out of a perfectly fine thread

What's a "Five Guys"?

Euphemism for a homosexual gangbang, I'd wager.

Don't play coy with the "I'd wager" bit. Like you haven't been there and done them.

What can I say...

Five Guys

Cool. I'll check them out next time I'm in Toronto.

But, wait--you mean--blaXXer lied?

As if would ever lie.

signed,

blaXXer, Pope

 

[An Officer]

"nods approvingly"

No one says you can't post in your y-fronts, god knows Rama has posted in less.