A stranger just grabbed my junk.

[Trekker4747]

So I'm over in line at Five Guys getting me some dinner and they're quite crowded. There's a couple of cute girls in line in front of me, I smile lightly at them, they smile back. No big deal.

When a heavy set guy, having retrieved his order, brushes past quite aggressively. Well, the cuter of the two infront of me (she looked like a younger Bitchelle from 24! ) lost her footing on her huge, clunky, heeled boots she was wearing and stumbled backwards. For some reason or other she decided to brace her fall by pushing her right arm/hand backwards, resting it on my crotch, and even grasping a bit. In my quickness I also caught her fall by catching her in the waist area with my right arm.

She looked up at me, said "Sorry." blushed, lightly; I said, "No problem" and then life went on.

 

[Captain Intrepid]

I'm thinking about having a sandwich for dinner.

 

[c0rnedfr0g]

Grilled cheese is underrated.

 

[Captain Ice]

You had dinner at the carwash? Why?

 

[Crusher Disciple]

We just got our first Five Guys a couple of months ago.

How's the food?

 

[Captain Intrepid]

Grilled cheese is underrated.

Not by me!

I had a grilled cheese eating competition this summer. 26 half sandwiches, plus water and tomato soup.

 

[nevermore]

We just got our first Five Guys a couple of months ago.

How's the food?

Greasy. Excessive. Delicious.

 

[Trekker4747]

We just got our first Five Guys a couple of months ago.

How's the food?

Really good. The smell of the fries permeate the air of my car for days after only a 2-minute ride between the shop and my home.

 

[T'Baio]

I hate it when bitches go dumpster diving!

I started to shred my junk, just to be safe.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

This proves that it's not entirely ridiculous for Jimmy Kirk to try to break his fall in a bar by grabbing Uhura's breasts.

We now return you to The Real-Life Adventures of some guy.

Oh, and Five Guys is real good food, cheap.

 

[JonathonWally]

I really like rice and think it should be made the official food of TrekBBS

 

[c0rnedfr0g]

Rice has more genes than humans.

But back on topic, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI2BnzF1860

 

[TheBrew]

You should have said "If you liked that taste, you should order it super-sized."

 

[Autobot]

You should have said "If you liked that taste, you should order it super-sized."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

So I'm over in line at Five Guys getting me some dinner and they're quite crowded. There's a couple of cute girls in line in front of me, I smile lightly at them, they smile back. No big deal.
.....For some reason or other she decided to brace her fall by pushing her right arm/hand backwards, resting it on my crotch, and even grasping a bit. In my quickness I also caught her fall by catching her in the waist area with my right arm.

She looked up at me, said "Sorry." blushed, lightly; I said, "No problem" and then life went on.

Lucky S.O.B.
I haven't had a cute or even Ugly girl 'grab my junk' in years.
but you should have said 'Thank you!'

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

If it had been a guy accidentally grabbing any part of a girl, who's to say we wouldn't be viewing the results in court?

 

[Alaedhros]

^ 'Cause the case would get thrown out in less time than it takes me to write this post?

There are more than enough double-standards in the world; no need to go inventing others.

 

[Supernova]

Since no one else took this thread seriously and I"m nearly drunk...Scrooge, why didn't you follow her back to her room and fuck her? Plain and simple. She wants the cock...she went out of her way to grab it, after all. If she was hot or even cute enough, I'd have definitely gone for it. I'm sorry if this is out of line, but I was wondering when someone would have the balls to just come out and say it...are we men or are we men? -Dan

 

[datas_cat_spot]

Question:

Can I go to just any Five Guys to get my junk grabbed?

lol.

 

[tharpdevenport]

I need to start standing in line where you go. Maybe wear a colonge that causes light-headedness (which I'd be imune to), and make girls falls over onto me.