A New Kind of Enterprise List

[DrTaylor]

Most of us have had a laundry list of unkind things to say about Enterprise. A few of us have signed that "decanonize" petition. But today I noticed something in an ep I was watching, and I decided to maybe start a new laundry list: things that could have happened that would have made it so much worse.

For example:

The Romulan at the end of Kir'Shara could have been played by Denise Crosby.

Your turn!

What would have made Enterprise worse for you? Have fun with it.

 

[DonIago]

If it had ended after Season 3.
If TATV hadn't had the final montage (the only strong reason for me to re-watch it).

 

[DrTaylor]

One Movie Night they watched Star Trek IV.

 

[JiNX-01]

With the caveat that I Love Enterprise

...

TATV could have featured Lwaxana and Troi.

 

[DontFeedPhil]

T'Pol could have started stripping for money to buy trillium (sp?) . They could have had Trip taping her xxx-rated stripping sessions...the ones where she is wearing only Vulcan stockings....Wait That would have made it better not worse...Sorry...

 

[shatastrophic]

Joe Piscapoe

 

[Anna Yolei]

With the caveat that I Love Enterprise

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TATV could have featured Lwaxana and Troi.

OH MY GOD, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ChristopherPike]

Well I never signed any "decanonize" petition... Quite the opposite, in fact.

Perhaps having Simon Pegg in the cast playing a bad Scottish stereotype.

"Bonjourrrrrrrrr, yah cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!"

Maybe he could also have an engineer's mate - who thanks to a transporter accident is a carbon copy of him, but only 3 foot high.

 

[SFRabid]

The Q take an interest in Archer.

 

[commodore64]

^ Like that one.

Permanent Captain Tucker

 

[Nedersong]

Enterprise doesn't exist.

 

[STIntergalactic]

Maybe if somehow the NX-01 ended up in the delta quadrant.

 

[Brian]

If they discovered the Guardian of Forever, only it doesn't tell them it's called the Guardian, so they just call it the Time Donut in all their log entries. Then, after they fly away they realize they can't visit it again because they didn't bookmark the coordinates in the nav database. So Archer makes a speech, saying that maybe, just maybe... in a century or so, someone will discover it again and visit the edge of forever.

 

[ChristopherPike]

^ You are actually Manny Coto and I claim my $1000 dollars!

 

[Brian]

 

[DrTaylor]

If they discovered the Guardian of Forever, only it doesn't tell them it's called the Guardian, so they just call it the Time Donut in all their log entries. Then, after they fly away they realize they can't visit it again because they didn't bookmark the coordinates in the nav database. So Archer makes a speech, saying that maybe, just maybe... in a century or so, someone will discover it again and visit the edge of forever.

That's the spirit!

 

[Bad Atom]

Ted McGinley guest stars, and the show is cancelled in season 2.

 

[bluedana]

Shatner guest stars as Chef.

 

[angie]

The finale could have been what Quills and zane implied

 

[Admiral2]

Judith and Garfield Reeves Stevens become the head writers and dump in TOS fanservice in a desperate attempt to seem brilliant.

Wait a minute...