A name for the Doctor.

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Q bursts into Sickbay: "Louie! Louie! We gotta go now."

 

[Kilana2]

Q bursts into Sickbay: "Louie! Louie! We gotta go now."

... and the Doctor starts to sing "You´re not good, can´t you see, brother Qieh, Qieh, Qieh" (Brother Louie is a song from the 80ies by an unnerving pop duo). He is unable to finish the first stanza, though, as Q turns him immediately into a newt.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

He is unable to finish the first stanza, though, as Q turns him immediately into a newt.

He got better...

 

[Kilana2]

Hadschi Halef Omar Ben Hadschi Abul Abbas Ibn Hadschi Dawuhd al Gossarah

This one is snappy as well as short and precise.

Alex Siddig aka Bashir as EMH, with Siddig´s full name would be even longer......

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Doctor Johann Gambolputty-de-von-ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knackerthrasher-applebanger-horowitz-ticolensic-granderknotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kürstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-einen-nürnburger-bratwürstel-gespurten-mit-zweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittelraucher-von-hauptkopft of Ulm.

 

[Kilana2]

Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän

of the


Donau*dampfschiffahrts*elektrizitäten*hauptbetriebswerk*bauunterbeamten*gesellschaft, aka Starfleet.

It fitting, as the Doc is also the Emergency Command Hologram and Voyager is on a "Dampfschifffahrt" (three fff)

 

[Kilana2]

Tom Paris.

Pom Taris, if you please

 

[Lynx]

Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän

of the


Donau*dampfschiffahrts*elektrizitäten*hauptbetriebswerk*bauunterbeamten*gesellschaft, aka Starfleet.

It fitting, as the Doc is also the Emergency Command Hologram and Voyager is on a "Dampfschifffahrt" (three fff)

I might vote for that name!

 

[Robert D. Robot]

Doctor Johann Gambolputty-de-von-ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knackerthrasher-applebanger-horowitz-ticolensic-granderknotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kürstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-einen-nürnburger-bratwürstel-gespurten-mit-zweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittelraucher-von-hauptkopft of Ulm.

Either that, or "Dr. Raymond Luxury Yacht" (but it's pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove").

Seriously, though, I think he should stick with 'the Doctor'. Using an individual's profession as a name worked for 'the Professor'.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Doctor Ego Tistical? Doctor Over Rated?

 

[Kilana2]

Kenneth is good, but somehow incomplete:

Archibald Douglas Jonathan Timothy George Kenneth Clarence Cloudwell of Galway Philmore Parcival Brian Winston Oliver Howard Christopher Marmeduke Mc Phib.

 

[Isolinear]

Hey You

 

[Lynx]

Robert Woolsley

 

[bbjeg]

Doctor Mario, after one of the first and greatest simulated doctors.

 

[Kilana2]

Herbert

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Malcolm Peter Brian Umbrella-stand Jasper Wednesday (pop-pop) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable <grrrrr!> Arthur Norman Michael <squeak!> Featherstone Smith <whistle> Northcott Edwards Harris <bang!> <whoop!> Mason <chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff> Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert "We'll keep a welcome in the..." Williams "If I Could Walk That Way" Jenkins <squeak> Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" Darcy Carter <horn> Pussycat "Don't Sleep in the Subway" Barton Mainwaring <hoot> Smith

 

[Kilana2]

Mr. Big Buffoon

Doc-of-all-trades

 

[Kilana2]

Johnny B. Goode

 

[Kilana2]

John D. Rockerduck

 

[Orphalesion]

Most names I would give him may not be repeated in polite company.

However there is the option for christening him "Dr. Computer D. Leetmee" and hoping that the computer will misinterpret that the next time Dr. Leetmee says his full name.