Ooooooooooooooo But I mean in Twilight. I already have Eric and Spike, I'm wondering if Twilight can provide me with third blonde.
It's just I have this blonde vamp hoarding problem.. I need MORE. What if one meets the true death? I have to be prepared I have to have some backup. Also would really like to run my hand up his back in the photo. Back up and up back and.
See, here's the thing about Twilight. It's not that it's just fun to make fun of, it's that it actually is shit. Like, really, really bad shit. Like, hippo-shit bad. Like, just the worst fucking garbage ever. And you don't want to taint your beautiful blonde vampires with that odiferous ass water.
I dunno, I think if I remove a blonde one from Twilight and rehouse it with my Eric and Spike it might be improved. See, I'm all about making men better.
I can draw a better blonde vampire than you'll find in Twilight in five minutes. And being two dimensional, my drawing will have more depth.
Keep in mind if you develop a relationship, you will probably want her to stop...you know, doing it with other dudes. Be mindful of STDs.
^Well, maybe. Like I said, I've known plenty of people dating sex-workers who are totally cool with it. Takes all kinds. He (teacake's vamp) looks vaguely like Benedict Cumberbatch. That was not intentional, but understandable.
To be.... "sort of fair" to the Twilight "vampires" (from the movies, at least) I *could* see Carlise being an "attractive" vampire given that he has conventionally good looks, is rich and is blessed with incredible self-control to the point he is, and coverts others to, "vegetarian" vampirism. Also sort of a "match maker" in the series by "adopting" young vampire teens/young adults, converting them to "vegetarianism" and then hooking them up with a mate. So, of all the Twilight "vampires" I think Carlise is the "best." (It's not much of a competition, though.)