A "lady of the night" asked me out

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by hxclespaulplayer, Aug 15, 2014.

  1. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Ooooooooooooooo

    But I mean in Twilight. I already have Eric and Spike, I'm wondering if Twilight can provide me with third blonde.
     
  2. thestrangequark

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    You're asking the wrong girl. I have standards.
     
  3. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Someone must know. They could post this information anonymously.
     
  4. thestrangequark

    thestrangequark Admiral Admiral

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    Here, just look at this and forget about Twilight:

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    It's really better for everyone that way.
     
  5. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    It's just I have this blonde vamp hoarding problem.. I need MORE. What if one meets the true death? I have to be prepared I have to have some backup.

    Also would really like to run my hand up his back in the photo.

    Back up and up back and.
     
  6. thestrangequark

    thestrangequark Admiral Admiral

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    See, here's the thing about Twilight. It's not that it's just fun to make fun of, it's that it actually is shit. Like, really, really bad shit. Like, hippo-shit bad. Like, just the worst fucking garbage ever.

    And you don't want to taint your beautiful blonde vampires with that odiferous ass water.
     
  7. teacake

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    I dunno, I think if I remove a blonde one from Twilight and rehouse it with my Eric and Spike it might be improved. See, I'm all about making men better.
     
  8. thestrangequark

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    I can draw a better blonde vampire than you'll find in Twilight in five minutes. And being two dimensional, my drawing will have more depth.
     
  9. teacake

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    Okay I will get my order ready. Dimensions of important parts, etc..
     
  10. thestrangequark

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  11. thestrangequark

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    Oh, it says "A 5 minute shit drawing. Still better than Twilight."
     
  12. Gaith

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    Well, this thread has gotten... dada.

    Only puppies can save it now.


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  13. Mr. Laser Beam

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    ^ So... what if a lady of the night asks to walk your puppies while you burn a copy of Twilight?
     
  14. teacake

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    OMG!!!

    THANK YOU!!! you are the best sister wife ever!!!!!!

    <3 <3 <3

    :adore:
     
  15. thestrangequark

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  16. Captain Kathryn

    Captain Kathryn Commodore Commodore

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    Keep in mind if you develop a relationship, you will probably want her to stop...you know, doing it with other dudes.

    Be mindful of STDs.
     
  17. thestrangequark

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    ^Well, maybe. Like I said, I've known plenty of people dating sex-workers who are totally cool with it. Takes all kinds.

    He (teacake's vamp) looks vaguely like Benedict Cumberbatch. That was not intentional, but understandable.
     
  18. Trekker4747

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    To be.... "sort of fair" to the Twilight "vampires" (from the movies, at least) I *could* see Carlise being an "attractive" vampire given that he has conventionally good looks, is rich and is blessed with incredible self-control to the point he is, and coverts others to, "vegetarian" vampirism. Also sort of a "match maker" in the series by "adopting" young vampire teens/young adults, converting them to "vegetarianism" and then hooking them up with a mate.

    So, of all the Twilight "vampires" I think Carlise is the "best."

    (It's not much of a competition, though.)
     
  19. CorporalClegg

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    "Twilight" and "best" should never be used in the same sentence.
     
  20. CorporalCaptain

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    That's very paradoxical of you, CC.