Nuns are the Brides of Christ.
Jesus is a Polygamist.
I know you're being sarcastic, Nuns and Priests are (supposed to be any way) married to God so as to be chaste and devote their lives entirely to God.
Just a little aside, I'm sure Conservative Catholics, and Conservatives in general, are combing through Pope Francis' history to find ANY tiny, unsubstantiated hint of a scandal for Faux News to run 24/7 and make a mountain out of a molehill.