9 The Movie. Tim Burtons next animated project

[Gepard]

Okay, I'm about four Guinnesses deep, so I could be wrong. I used to hold my liquor better than this, but I lost a lot of weight... Anyway, here's what I got.

The world is destroyed. This thing created nine creatures. They are scavengers. Two of them scavenge a light bulb. And a creature kills one. The other one, Nine, fights the creature. Wins.

Then we find out all died. And, also, their souls were in this ball thing. I'm going to watch it again when i sober up.

Yeah. But what's it about? What did all of that mean? Sure, it looked cool, but why did I spend 10 minutes watching that? Was there a theme? A character arc? A message? Anything? Bueller? Bueller?

 

[Newski]

Okay, I'm about four Guinnesses deep, so I could be wrong. I used to hold my liquor better than this, but I lost a lot of weight... Anyway, here's what I got.

The world is destroyed. This thing created nine creatures. They are scavengers. Two of them scavenge a light bulb. And a creature kills one. The other one, Nine, fights the creature. Wins.

Then we find out all died. And, also, their souls were in this ball thing. I'm going to watch it again when i sober up.

Yeah. But what's it about? What did all of that mean? Sure, it looked cool, but why did I spend 10 minutes watching that? Was there a theme? A character arc? A message? Anything? Bueller? Bueller?

Don't think there is anything more to it. Which is a shame, actually. It's less of a movie and more of a promo....

 

[chrisspringob]

Looks interesting... I want to see it, and I'm generally not a fan of Burton's style.

Again, this isn't a Burton-directed movie. He's only producing it.

 

[DBR]

Looks interesting... I want to see it, and I'm generally not a fan of Burton's style.

Again, this isn't a Burton-directed movie. He's only producing it.

Oh.

 

[Newski]

Looks interesting... I want to see it, and I'm generally not a fan of Burton's style.

Again, this isn't a Burton-directed movie. He's only producing it.

Oh.

Did you think the movie looked like his style? It looks nothing like his movies....

 

[OmahaStar]

Looks interesting... I want to see it, and I'm generally not a fan of Burton's style.

Again, this isn't a Burton-directed movie. He's only producing it.

Oh.

Which is funny, since I'd said as much right above that post.

 

[Sakrysta]

The second trailer is a little more coherent as far as what to expect from the story. I think if nothing else, it looks like rich eye candy, and gets points from me for originality.

9 Trailer - scroll down a bit for the trailer

 

[ancient]

Saw the trailer when I saw STXI. It was pretty weird, but I thought after seeing it that Burton might be laying off the creepy nonsense for once. But it's not him after all, I guess.

Looks like a fantasy/steampunkish version of Wall-E. I didn't see Wall-E, but you know, by the previews and all.

 

[SeerSGB]

Burton's hit or miss, and this movie looks like he's returning to form which is great.

 

[DBR]

Again, this isn't a Burton-directed movie. He's only producing it.

Oh.

Which is funny, since I'd said as much right above that post.

Right. I should have seen that.

Is there any particular reason why you’re such a miserable sack of shit? Or do you just like to step on people to make yourself look taller? Regardless, get a fucking life, man.

 

[OmahaStar]

Oh.

Which is funny, since I'd said as much right above that post.

Right. I should have seen that.

Is there any particular reason why you’re such a miserable sack of shit? Or do you just like to step on people to make yourself look taller? Regardless, get a fucking life, man.

Excuse you?

 

[Cutter John]

Wow what is this? 'Repressed hostilty weekend'?

I just posted a link to a trailer I thought looked interesting.

 

[Neroon]

Oh.

Which is funny, since I'd said as much right above that post.

Right. I should have seen that.

Is there any particular reason why you’re such a miserable sack of shit? Or do you just like to step on people to make yourself look taller? Regardless, get a fucking life, man.

Infraction for flaming.