Well maybe, but only because their day off took place in some sort of amazing time warp where Sloane started off the day in school, got called out of class for a phone call that her grandmother had died, waited for her "Dad" to pick her up, drove into Chicago from the north shore, parked the car in a garage, went out for lunch at a classy restaurant, visited the top of the Sears Tower, toured the Stock Exchange and the Art Institute of Chicago, went to a Cubs game, marched in a parade, drove back to the suburbs and Cameron's house, destroyed the Ferrari, and hung out at the pool all before dinner.
Not just before dinner but
within a school day! (Rooney catches the afternoon bus back to the school.)
How long is a school day? Seven, Eight hours? And the kids on the bus don't look like they were on the later afternoon "activity bus" either as they don't seem the type to have been into sports or on the paper, etc.
So, yeah, Cameron and all crammed a
lot into their day.
I love cracked.com as often there's an article on there that just cracks me up but I admit the quality sort of wavers a lot. And, yeah, if I see one more goddamn article from Seanbaby about mixed-martial arts or one more lame Cody article I'm going to scream.
My thoughts on the article. (Which is a repeat, although a fancy one as some of the characters in it weren't in the first edition of the article.)
Ferris Beuller: I think is correct. No matter what the movie might be "trying to say" about the pre-No Child Left Behind Act educational system, Ferris' antics during the day were hardly ones that'd be conductive to his education and his future. He's supposed to get-off on skipping school because he visited a museum and the stock exchange?! What does that teach him about math and history? Rooney was simply doing his job and while he may have gone a bit out of line Ferris did skip school and not because he thought he could learn better on his own but because he was an egotistical asshole.
X-Men: Disagree. "Mutant Registration" is hardly an acceptable idea and there were more sinister motives behind what was wanted to be done, too.
The Lion King: Mostly agree but at the same time the hyenas were likely exiled for a reason (not being able to conform to societies laws?) so defending them is sort-of like defending a prison riot.
2012: Agree. What the "evil government" was trying to do here was save the species. That people had to die was sort-of a given. Yeah the guy was a bit of an ass about it but he was kind of right. Chewtill Effetor (or whatever the fuck) give some speech where we're supposed to say "You're right! We should sacrifice the entire future of the species because some people are going to die!" but at the end of the movie I was kind of like, "The villain was right."
Wizard of Oz: (Ignoring that the movie was a dream (in the book it was reality) as it maybe was
presented as one but for all we know it really happened) Eh, disagree. Dorthy didn't exactly
take the shoes they mere magically given to her. And for all we know giving the WWW the shoes would be like giving Al Quedia the keys to a missile base.
The Rock: Agree. The lead villain was "righting a wrong" executed by our government when all legit attempts has apparently failed. Maybe he went about it in the wrong way but he was right.
Short Circuit: Agree. If a predator drone lost its shit and went flying around the country doing whatever it wanted I'd want the government doing whatever to capture it and stop it too. I don't care how "alive" it thought it was. But he's another man who went a bit too far when the Guttenberg guy claimed to have a handle on things.
The Matrix: Disagree. Yeah humanity was a dick to the machines but at the same time they're
machines.
LOTR: No opinion. Never saw the movies. I get enough sleep as it is.