Such blasphemy. I've never heard anyone speak poorly of "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."
Indeed. It has some seriously questionable messages (Spoony's done the best exegesis of it I've seen), but it's still a hell of a movie.
Most of the objectionable parts are sorted with the obvious proposition that the movie is a wish-fulfillment fantasy, rather than any sort of objective reality. I mean, they don't let you jump up on parade floats and sing "Twist and Shout" in the real world.
I don't think the Cracked article was trying to say FBDO was a
bad movie. I mean it's certainly a classic in many respects and despite the issues it has with "teen wish fulfillment" and as much as Ferris and his friends did in a single day (and I don't like or buy for a minute the whole "it all happened in Cameron's head thing) but the Cracked article is right.
Rooney is only the "bad guy" in that all rebellious teenagers look at their high-school principal as a "bad guy." But is he
really a bad guy for wanting to find a juvenile delinquent and bring him back to school?
Christopher makes a fairly decent point above in saying that movie is "saying something about the education system" as Ferris and friends' day is intercut with boring school-room lectures. But I don't think that idea washes.
Setting aside present-day problems with the school-system schools were different back in the 80s and even in the 90s. I think only 1 of the couple-dozen teachers I had through high school were the boring long lecture type. The others were far more dynamic.
And how much "Reading", "'Ritting" and 'Rithmetic is Cameron and Gang learning by visiting The Sears Tower, going to ballgame, a parade and chilling out, relaxing, by the pool?
Ohhh. Cameron cites off information about the Sears Tower that he probably read off the pamphlet during their 2-hour wait in line (having visited the Sears Tower I can say, with much assurance, the line to vist the Observation deck is LONG.) Ohhh they visit a museum. Nifty, but not likely to do him much good in a job interview when he has to replace "I took advanced algebra" with "I know a lot about a bunch of random painting, the information read on the placard next to the painting, that is."
I do not praise the way schools did, and now, operate as they can certainly provide a better learning environment. Take that elementary class on fewer trips to Power Play and more trips to the museum, sure. Make the teachers more engaging and classes more than boring lectures in boring rooms. Sure.
But what Ferris and Friends did all day was hardly anything that was conducive to their futures as productive adults.
So here we have Ferris Beuler a man who has skipped school nine times in a semester by conning his parents into thinking Ferris is very sick and instead of just pissing the day away watching TV he brings his friends into this, including getting his girlfriend out of school too. Yes he's the good guy in our little tale but he's still skipping school. Rooney's job is to make sure Ferris doesn't do that. Rooney was doing his job. Perhaps in a bit more bolder manner than required but Rooney is hardly is wrong in his quest. That's the point of the article. Rooney may have been the "bad guy" of the movie but he was still right in a real-world situation.
Similarly look at movie like "Gone in 60 Seconds" which mostly centers around of car thieves trying to steal 40 cars within a couple of days. Yeah they had "good reasons" (to save Cage's brother from being killed by another group of car thieves) to do it but they were still breaking the law. You don't get to do that if you have "a really good reason to."
So the cop in that movie (our movie's "bad guy") is right in the sense that he's doing what he's supposed to do. But then he fucks it up at the end by letting the
criminals go!
The article doesn't negate how "good" FBDO is it simply says that Rooney was "right" in what he was doing.