What? WHAT? I loved Time Lord Santa with his TARDIS chimney. It's the only way to explain how a bulky man like him fits into it, TBH. But when you learn that each Christmas takes thousands of years for him when to all you people it's just a single night, you start to feel for him. Badly. And it explains why he always looks different!
So when do we get a black Santa? Or a female Santa.
Actually, to continue this silliness, I have actually tried to mix real world stuff to Santa. Him and Mrs. Claus are in a loveless sham marriage, conferences in the North Pole where officers from all the world's Air Forces try to determine safe flying zones for Santa, the Elves having a labour union, Rudolph's red nose being the result of genetic experimentation.