1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be?
Telemarketers. Or someone who is interested in buying my car.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
I have to if I want my euro back.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Depending on how much I've had to drink I go from listener to talker to shouter.
4. Do you take compliments well?
No, I'm absolutely certain that the person is secretly making fun of me.
5. Do you play Sudoku?
I go through phases where I play it, I haven't in the last few months.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
If I was abandoned alone in my kitchen with no access to my computer I would not survive.
7. Do you like to ride horses?
I'm too poor to afford a horse and I'm too rich to have a horse.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
No, and the one time that I went camping as an adult it was decided by my girlfriend that I should never share a tent with anyone again.
9. What was your favourite game as a kid?
Duke Nukem 3D.
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew she was married, would you go for it?
I honestly don't know. A part of me (and you can guess which part) would want me to go for it, but I have a strong sense of morality which might kick in to stop me. Probably no.
11. Have you lied to get out of a date?
I don't think so, but I wouldn't put it past me.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
I lack religious beliefs so it would be impossible for someone to have different beliefs than me.
I could accept her if she was only moderately religious, but if she was hardline religious then I would have to call it off because I don't like that sort of personality. And she probably wouldn't put out.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Are we talking about women here or men with guns? The former, pursued. The latter, pursuing.
14. Use three words to describe yourself?
Hysterical, genius, egotistical.
15. Do any songs make you cry?
No, but I have had times where every song would make me cry.
16. Are you continuing your education?
Apparently I'm going back for my masters in three weeks.
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
I've never actually shot a gun but I do play a lot of violent videogames, so if the media is to be believed I am an expert.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
My degree and my external HD (with all my pictures on it). Everything else are just things that the insurance can replace, but those things cannot be.
19. How often do you read books?
I used to read them all the time but I lapsed about 3 years ago and I rarely read novels anymore.
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
They're all the same, man!
21. What is your favourite children's book?
The Bromeliad trilogy by Terry Pratchett.
22. What colour are your eyes?
Blue.
23. How tall are you?
1828mm
24. Where is your dream house located?
Behind a large security fence with armed watchtowers.
25. Do you have a secret fetish?
I don't believe so, I'm quite happy with the normal stuff.
26. Have you tried sushi?
No.
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Yes, when I needed a passport photo when I was 14.
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
Where?
29. When was the last time you were at Church?
April, for my grandmother's one-year remembrance mass.
30. Where was the farthest place you travelled today?
The kitchen.
31. What was your favourite job?
My work experience in my uni's IT department.
32. Do you like mustard?
No.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
I require both at different times, how could I have a preference?
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
Both.
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
10 minutes.
36. Can you do the splits?
I've never tried, but I imagine not.
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
I want to see Gattaca again. Or maybe Goodfellas.
38. If you could fast forward your life, would you?
Only if I can rewind it again afterwards.
39. What did you do for New Year's?
Went out to a club, got a little inebriated.
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
The what?
41. Could you relate to a character in Mean Girls?
Mean who?
42. Do you own a camera phone?
I own a phone which has two cameras, but I don't consider it a camera phone.
43. Do you have an "ex box" with pics and letters from past lovers?
I have three.
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
We don't have cheerleaders in this country so I would imagine not.
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
m
46. Do you like your middle name?
I used to, but then someone with that name came into my life and seriously screwed things up, so now I'm not so fond of it.
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Between 6-10, depending upon the day.
48. Do you like care bears?
My ex used to have a tight t-shirt with Lucky Bear on it, so I associate him with good memories.
49. What do you buy at the movies?
A ticket to go see a movie, usually.
50. Do you know how to play poker?
I used to when I was younger, I think I've forgotten now.
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
Only when I'm in a car, I find it unnecessary otherwise.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
Boxers and my watch.
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
I assume you mean during my lifetime? Well, Frank McCourt won a Pulitzer prize for writing a book about how awful his life was here.
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
Three or four, depending on what time I get up.
55. Is your tongue pierced?
No.
56. Ever meet anyone you met on TrekBBS?
No.
57. Do you check other BBS members' profiles/pictures/blogs/websites?
No.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
If you're not a mixture of the two then you're an asshole.
59. Ever been to L.A.?
No.
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
No.
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
That would require me to know other languages.
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Both.
63. Do you hate chocolate?
People can hate chocolate?
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
My strong sense of personal ethics/my naivety.
65. Are you a gullible person?
Probably.
66. Do you need a girlfriend to be happy?
No, but I'm normally happier if I have one.
67. If you could have any job what would it be?
Pilot for Virgin Galactic.
68. Are you easy to get along with?
Not at all.
69. What is your favourite time of day?
12:34:56
Telemarketers. Or someone who is interested in buying my car.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
I have to if I want my euro back.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Depending on how much I've had to drink I go from listener to talker to shouter.
4. Do you take compliments well?
No, I'm absolutely certain that the person is secretly making fun of me.
5. Do you play Sudoku?
I go through phases where I play it, I haven't in the last few months.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
If I was abandoned alone in my kitchen with no access to my computer I would not survive.
7. Do you like to ride horses?
I'm too poor to afford a horse and I'm too rich to have a horse.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
No, and the one time that I went camping as an adult it was decided by my girlfriend that I should never share a tent with anyone again.
9. What was your favourite game as a kid?
Duke Nukem 3D.
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew she was married, would you go for it?
I honestly don't know. A part of me (and you can guess which part) would want me to go for it, but I have a strong sense of morality which might kick in to stop me. Probably no.
11. Have you lied to get out of a date?
I don't think so, but I wouldn't put it past me.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
I lack religious beliefs so it would be impossible for someone to have different beliefs than me.
I could accept her if she was only moderately religious, but if she was hardline religious then I would have to call it off because I don't like that sort of personality. And she probably wouldn't put out.13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Are we talking about women here or men with guns? The former, pursued. The latter, pursuing.
14. Use three words to describe yourself?
Hysterical, genius, egotistical.
15. Do any songs make you cry?
No, but I have had times where every song would make me cry.
16. Are you continuing your education?
Apparently I'm going back for my masters in three weeks.
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
I've never actually shot a gun but I do play a lot of violent videogames, so if the media is to be believed I am an expert.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
My degree and my external HD (with all my pictures on it). Everything else are just things that the insurance can replace, but those things cannot be.
19. How often do you read books?
I used to read them all the time but I lapsed about 3 years ago and I rarely read novels anymore.
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
They're all the same, man!
21. What is your favourite children's book?
The Bromeliad trilogy by Terry Pratchett.
22. What colour are your eyes?
Blue.
23. How tall are you?
1828mm
24. Where is your dream house located?
Behind a large security fence with armed watchtowers.
25. Do you have a secret fetish?
I don't believe so, I'm quite happy with the normal stuff.
26. Have you tried sushi?
No.
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Yes, when I needed a passport photo when I was 14.
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
Where?
29. When was the last time you were at Church?
April, for my grandmother's one-year remembrance mass.
30. Where was the farthest place you travelled today?
The kitchen.
31. What was your favourite job?
My work experience in my uni's IT department.
32. Do you like mustard?
No.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
I require both at different times, how could I have a preference?
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
Both.
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
10 minutes.
36. Can you do the splits?
I've never tried, but I imagine not.
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
I want to see Gattaca again. Or maybe Goodfellas.
38. If you could fast forward your life, would you?
Only if I can rewind it again afterwards.
39. What did you do for New Year's?
Went out to a club, got a little inebriated.
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
The what?
41. Could you relate to a character in Mean Girls?
Mean who?
42. Do you own a camera phone?
I own a phone which has two cameras, but I don't consider it a camera phone.
43. Do you have an "ex box" with pics and letters from past lovers?
I have three.
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
We don't have cheerleaders in this country so I would imagine not.
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
m
46. Do you like your middle name?
I used to, but then someone with that name came into my life and seriously screwed things up, so now I'm not so fond of it.
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Between 6-10, depending upon the day.
48. Do you like care bears?
My ex used to have a tight t-shirt with Lucky Bear on it, so I associate him with good memories.
49. What do you buy at the movies?
A ticket to go see a movie, usually.
50. Do you know how to play poker?
I used to when I was younger, I think I've forgotten now.
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
Only when I'm in a car, I find it unnecessary otherwise.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
Boxers and my watch.
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
I assume you mean during my lifetime? Well, Frank McCourt won a Pulitzer prize for writing a book about how awful his life was here.
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
Three or four, depending on what time I get up.
55. Is your tongue pierced?
No.
56. Ever meet anyone you met on TrekBBS?
No.
57. Do you check other BBS members' profiles/pictures/blogs/websites?
No.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
If you're not a mixture of the two then you're an asshole.
59. Ever been to L.A.?
No.
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
No.
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
That would require me to know other languages.
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Both.
63. Do you hate chocolate?
People can hate chocolate?
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
My strong sense of personal ethics/my naivety.
65. Are you a gullible person?
Probably.
66. Do you need a girlfriend to be happy?
No, but I'm normally happier if I have one.
67. If you could have any job what would it be?
Pilot for Virgin Galactic.
68. Are you easy to get along with?
Not at all.
69. What is your favourite time of day?
12:34:56
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