Damn. My HS class was never that interesting.
I do remember, though, that we had a post-op transgender as a spokesperson at a health class I took in college. Coincidentally, he/she works at the same company I do in the SF Bay Area. 
50 Random Questions About Yourself
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Damn. My HS class was never that interesting.
I do remember, though, that we had a post-op transgender as a spokesperson at a health class I took in college. Coincidentally, he/she works at the same company I do in the SF Bay Area. 
1.What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
The Butter Battle Book
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
I have no idea.
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
Roughly 72 hours.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
I don't know any.
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Kermit.
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
I haven't had any particular habits (aside from very basic ones, e.g. getting dressed in the morning) since I was very little. I don't like doing any one thing too much.
7.What's your favorite Web site?
Google books.
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Paper.
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
Uncle Bentley, the title character of Bachelor Father.
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
Drove to Monticello and Montpelier for a day.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
I as once given an early Fantastic Four comic for free, to save it from the trash (the store was owned by a person rather indifferent to comics).
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
I was in school, specifically 2nd period NJROTC.
13.What's your favorite tree?
I don't know. I really don't pay enough attention to them to have a favorite. I do like having them around, though.
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
Classic Feynman.
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
My ordering pattern varies in no particular way.
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
I once dressed as a sailor wearing an appropriately demilitarized uniform. Some day, I'd like to dress as the Rocketeer.
17.What's your least favorite word?
Ginormous. Or cusp.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Washington.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
Birthday Bear, I think. I barely remember being au fait with Care Bears.
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
I've been hospitalized three times with symptoms that have remained inexplicable to every doctor I've spoken with. Each time, I was tested extensively, but each time the condition (utterly debilitating at first) has completely cleared up within hours. Every test has returned normal results, except one, which produced drastically different results as it was repeated several times within a short time frame.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Egypt.
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Naan.
23.Where do you go for advice?
To my close friends.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
The thesaurus.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
I've dived with scuba gear, but not with a snorkel.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes. To be fair to the be, I think I technically stung myself. It had just landed on my arm at the wrong moment.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
Once, before going to the hospital (see above), I was delirious for about 24 hours. I felt alternately like I was burning up or like I was freezing, but my temperature always tested normal (for me, i.e. 94.7 F).
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Playing basketball.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
I don't know who that is.
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
Went to a movie and spent time with my family. I think we played a new game (non-video) that I opened that day.
31.Are you afraid of heights?
I'm not afraid of them, but I feel dizzy at intermediate heights (i.e. somewhere between four stories and forty stories).
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Yes, swing dancing. It was fun until we had to change partners.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
The New York Times. I prefer the Times of about 60 years ago, though.
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas! The Musical
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Early Russian History, in eighth grade. I still think about that class regularly.
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
37.What's your favorite commercial?
Trial By Fire (a US Marine Corps ad from the early 2000s), and Mountain Dew's Duet.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Bill Clinton.
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
I stopped chewing gum when I found out it's made of plastic.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Regis Philbin.
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Omniscience. It depressing to realize how much I'll never learn.
44.Do you like guacamole?
No. I don't eat anything it's touched.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
No.
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
The Battle Hymn of the Republic, Kryptonite, Lift Up Your Shield*, Bed of Lies, Hanging By A Moment
*A Midi, and the lyrics:
Chorus
Lift up your shield my brother,
Lift up your shield my friend!
For if you love your freedom dearly,
We must go to war again.
Charles the Bald is coming hither,
He brings with him ten thousand men!
And if he has his way, my brother,
We will serve a Frankish king!
Chorus
Brittany has outlived Caesar,
Brittany outlasted Rome,
And if She is to outlive Charles
We must march with Nomenoe!
Chorus
Saxons drove us from one homeland,
Norsemen came to steal and burn!
If Charles the second wants our country,
He must pay in blood and bone!
Chorus
Ironically, Charles II, the Norsemen, and the Saxons are all my ancestors.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
The TimeLife ads for their 60s music cds. They were oddly similar to VH1 and MTV specials feturing lists of songs.
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
I don't know. I'm forgetting something really obvious which took hours.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
I haven't used it in a few years, but the one I have is black cloth.
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
No, but they always seemed like they might be fun.
The Butter Battle Book
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
I have no idea.
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
Roughly 72 hours.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
I don't know any.
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Kermit.
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
I haven't had any particular habits (aside from very basic ones, e.g. getting dressed in the morning) since I was very little. I don't like doing any one thing too much.
7.What's your favorite Web site?
Google books.
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Paper.
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
Uncle Bentley, the title character of Bachelor Father.
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
Drove to Monticello and Montpelier for a day.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
I as once given an early Fantastic Four comic for free, to save it from the trash (the store was owned by a person rather indifferent to comics).
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
I was in school, specifically 2nd period NJROTC.
13.What's your favorite tree?
I don't know. I really don't pay enough attention to them to have a favorite. I do like having them around, though.
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
Classic Feynman.
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
My ordering pattern varies in no particular way.
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
I once dressed as a sailor wearing an appropriately demilitarized uniform. Some day, I'd like to dress as the Rocketeer.
17.What's your least favorite word?
Ginormous. Or cusp.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Washington.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
Birthday Bear, I think. I barely remember being au fait with Care Bears.
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
I've been hospitalized three times with symptoms that have remained inexplicable to every doctor I've spoken with. Each time, I was tested extensively, but each time the condition (utterly debilitating at first) has completely cleared up within hours. Every test has returned normal results, except one, which produced drastically different results as it was repeated several times within a short time frame.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Egypt.
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Naan.
23.Where do you go for advice?
To my close friends.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
The thesaurus.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
I've dived with scuba gear, but not with a snorkel.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes. To be fair to the be, I think I technically stung myself. It had just landed on my arm at the wrong moment.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
Once, before going to the hospital (see above), I was delirious for about 24 hours. I felt alternately like I was burning up or like I was freezing, but my temperature always tested normal (for me, i.e. 94.7 F).
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Playing basketball.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
I don't know who that is.
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
Went to a movie and spent time with my family. I think we played a new game (non-video) that I opened that day.
31.Are you afraid of heights?
I'm not afraid of them, but I feel dizzy at intermediate heights (i.e. somewhere between four stories and forty stories).
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Yes, swing dancing. It was fun until we had to change partners.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
The New York Times. I prefer the Times of about 60 years ago, though.
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas! The Musical
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Early Russian History, in eighth grade. I still think about that class regularly.
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
37.What's your favorite commercial?
Trial By Fire (a US Marine Corps ad from the early 2000s), and Mountain Dew's Duet.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Bill Clinton.
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
I stopped chewing gum when I found out it's made of plastic.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Regis Philbin.
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Omniscience. It depressing to realize how much I'll never learn.
44.Do you like guacamole?
No. I don't eat anything it's touched.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
No.
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
The Battle Hymn of the Republic, Kryptonite, Lift Up Your Shield*, Bed of Lies, Hanging By A Moment
*A Midi, and the lyrics:
Chorus
Lift up your shield my brother,
Lift up your shield my friend!
For if you love your freedom dearly,
We must go to war again.
Charles the Bald is coming hither,
He brings with him ten thousand men!
And if he has his way, my brother,
We will serve a Frankish king!
Chorus
Brittany has outlived Caesar,
Brittany outlasted Rome,
And if She is to outlive Charles
We must march with Nomenoe!
Chorus
Saxons drove us from one homeland,
Norsemen came to steal and burn!
If Charles the second wants our country,
He must pay in blood and bone!
Chorus
Ironically, Charles II, the Norsemen, and the Saxons are all my ancestors.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
The TimeLife ads for their 60s music cds. They were oddly similar to VH1 and MTV specials feturing lists of songs.
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
I don't know. I'm forgetting something really obvious which took hours.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
I haven't used it in a few years, but the one I have is black cloth.
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
No, but they always seemed like they might be fun.
1.What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
I've never read any of them.
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
I don't know, I wouldn't care to.
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
I have no idea.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
Don't know.
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Rygel
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
Pornography.
7.What's your favorite Web site?
BBC News.
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Pens.
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
Probably Jack McCoy.
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
Probably when I drove down to Roswell and then Artesia for a concert last month.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
N.A
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
At home getting ready for mid school.
13.What's your favorite tree?
Pine.
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
James Madison by Ralph Ketchum. Followed closely by Benajamin Franklin by Walter Isaacson. Hard to pick out of so many though.
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
I can't eat Chinese food.
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
I've never worn a costume.
17.What's your least favorite word?
Some swear word.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Washington.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
I don't know.
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
I got dumped.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Morocco
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
No idea.
23.Where do you go for advice?
God, my pastor, and my friends.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Dictionary.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Nope.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
No.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
When I was a child. I don't remember it.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Running or biking.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
I have no idea who that is.
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
Absolutely no idea.
31.Are you afraid of heights?
I can be.
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Nope.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
I don't read the newspaper, but if I had to pick I guess I would say the Albuquerque Journal.
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Never been to Broadway.
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Scholastic Police Academy.
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Don't have one.
37.What's your favorite commercial?
This one. Incidentally I later found out that my uncle made it.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Ummm... hmmm... Zachary Levi seems like a nice guy.
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
I have no idea. That sounds disgusting.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
Pancakes and sausage.
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Without a doubt that would be.... Alex Trebek!
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
If one was forced on me, I guess I would go with the ability to run very fast.
44.Do you like guacamole?
I do, but I'm extremely allergic to avocado. So I don't eat it.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
Not food, but I did get in a fight with my brother involving flinging packets of ketchup at each other. My mother was extremely pleased about the mess.
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
I don't know five.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
Easy, there was this one in 1999 about a bunch of coins.
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
No idea.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
N.A
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Nope.
I've never read any of them.
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
I don't know, I wouldn't care to.
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
I have no idea.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
Don't know.
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Rygel
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
Pornography.
7.What's your favorite Web site?
BBC News.
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Pens.
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
Probably Jack McCoy.
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
Probably when I drove down to Roswell and then Artesia for a concert last month.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
N.A
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
At home getting ready for mid school.
13.What's your favorite tree?
Pine.
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
James Madison by Ralph Ketchum. Followed closely by Benajamin Franklin by Walter Isaacson. Hard to pick out of so many though.
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
I can't eat Chinese food.
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
I've never worn a costume.
17.What's your least favorite word?
Some swear word.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Washington.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
I don't know.
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
I got dumped.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Morocco
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
No idea.
23.Where do you go for advice?
God, my pastor, and my friends.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Dictionary.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Nope.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
No.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
When I was a child. I don't remember it.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Running or biking.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
I have no idea who that is.
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
Absolutely no idea.
31.Are you afraid of heights?
I can be.
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Nope.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
I don't read the newspaper, but if I had to pick I guess I would say the Albuquerque Journal.
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Never been to Broadway.
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Scholastic Police Academy.
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Don't have one.
37.What's your favorite commercial?
This one. Incidentally I later found out that my uncle made it.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Ummm... hmmm... Zachary Levi seems like a nice guy.
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
I have no idea. That sounds disgusting.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
Pancakes and sausage.
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Without a doubt that would be.... Alex Trebek!
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
If one was forced on me, I guess I would go with the ability to run very fast.
44.Do you like guacamole?
I do, but I'm extremely allergic to avocado. So I don't eat it.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
Not food, but I did get in a fight with my brother involving flinging packets of ketchup at each other. My mother was extremely pleased about the mess.
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
I don't know five.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
Easy, there was this one in 1999 about a bunch of coins.
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
No idea.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
N.A
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Nope.
That could be really interesting.
Heh. I have no idea. I just remember that line from an old episode of Barney Miller.
TheWifeOfBrian
Lieutenant Commander
1.What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
The Lorax and The Butter Battle Book.
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
Hawke's cabin from Airwolf
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
72 hours during the 9-11 crisis.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
OMG STFU BLARG
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Gonzo.
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
Speeding. Seriously they wrote “Can't Drive 55” about me!
7.What's your favorite Web site?
Questionable Content. It's a comic-strip.
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Not in school.
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
ZOMG STFU
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
Mass Of Chew Shits and back.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
I found my husband something called a “tool and cutter grinder” with a metric fuckton of accessories for $50. I gather the lady had no idea what she was selling as Husband Unit had a massive bargain-induced orgasm when he saw it.
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
I watched it unfold as I was online AND watching TV out of the corner of my eye... and then I went to help.
13.What's your favorite tree?
Oak
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
BLARGH
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Meat on a stick, dumplings, happy-family and rice.
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
The Baroness. I think I creamed the jeans of every dude at the party.
17.What's your least favorite word?
Cunt.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Alaska.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
What in the holy hells is a “care bear?!”
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
I can explain everything.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Not interested in going
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Deep-fried mac-and-cheese.
23.Where do you go for advice?
Mom, husband, internet. In that order.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Thesaurus.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
No.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes, many times.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
I defeated cancer. Twice.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
<----points to bike
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
ACK
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
Ate some cake and built a puzzle
31.Are you afraid of heights?
Unprotected heights yes.
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Yup.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
The Wayne County Times
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Not into musicals.
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Colors and Pigmentation, the teacher was a hoot.
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Don't have one.
37.What's your favorite commercial?
I have a fast-forward button.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Hm. I hate Disney, why am I being punished?
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Don't chew gum.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
BACON!
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Bob Barker
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
The power to shoot energy beams from some part of my body. Either a hand or my eyes.
44.Do you like guacamole?
Yes.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
ZOMG oh yes. Been there done that got fired over it.
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
You took the words right out of my mouth, Lee Roy Brown, Never Been To Spain, Yellow Submarine, Happy Birthday.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
The oxy-clean ones.
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
Two hours. Once I showed them my ID I got right in.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
My name.
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Yes. I made the most outragous faces because SOMEONE kept poking me!
The Lorax and The Butter Battle Book.
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
Hawke's cabin from Airwolf
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
72 hours during the 9-11 crisis.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
OMG STFU BLARG
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Gonzo.
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
Speeding. Seriously they wrote “Can't Drive 55” about me!
7.What's your favorite Web site?
Questionable Content. It's a comic-strip.
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Not in school.
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
ZOMG STFU
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
Mass Of Chew Shits and back.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
I found my husband something called a “tool and cutter grinder” with a metric fuckton of accessories for $50. I gather the lady had no idea what she was selling as Husband Unit had a massive bargain-induced orgasm when he saw it.
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
I watched it unfold as I was online AND watching TV out of the corner of my eye... and then I went to help.
13.What's your favorite tree?
Oak
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
BLARGH
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Meat on a stick, dumplings, happy-family and rice.
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
The Baroness. I think I creamed the jeans of every dude at the party.
17.What's your least favorite word?
Cunt.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Alaska.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
What in the holy hells is a “care bear?!”
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
I can explain everything.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Not interested in going
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Deep-fried mac-and-cheese.
23.Where do you go for advice?
Mom, husband, internet. In that order.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Thesaurus.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
No.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes, many times.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
I defeated cancer. Twice.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
<----points to bike
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
ACK
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
Ate some cake and built a puzzle
31.Are you afraid of heights?
Unprotected heights yes.
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Yup.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
The Wayne County Times
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Not into musicals.
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Colors and Pigmentation, the teacher was a hoot.
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Don't have one.
37.What's your favorite commercial?
I have a fast-forward button.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Hm. I hate Disney, why am I being punished?
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Don't chew gum.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
BACON!
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Bob Barker
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
The power to shoot energy beams from some part of my body. Either a hand or my eyes.
44.Do you like guacamole?
Yes.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
ZOMG oh yes. Been there done that got fired over it.
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
You took the words right out of my mouth, Lee Roy Brown, Never Been To Spain, Yellow Submarine, Happy Birthday.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
The oxy-clean ones.
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
Two hours. Once I showed them my ID I got right in.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
My name.
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Yes. I made the most outragous faces because SOMEONE kept poking me!
1.What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
Green Eggs and Ham, and The Sleep Book.
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
The house on Home Improvement seemed pretty nice, or Fraiser's apartment.
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
36 hours or so, while traveling.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
"The Copa--copa cabana..."
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Kermit, Rowlf and Sweetums.
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
shyness
7.What's your favorite Web site?
This one, and Yahoo news
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Folders. I love putting all my stuff in folders and binders.
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
Alan Shore, from Boston Legal.
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
I'm on it right now, in Denver on vacation, from Houston.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
A halloween costume for a MASH party, at thirft store. Got old army pants for only a buck or two.
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
At my apartment, enjoying time off, planning my birthday that was the very next day.
13.What's your favorite tree?
Redwood
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
Alexander Hamilton
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Kung Pao chicken
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
My Renaissance costume, complete with big, feathered hat.
17.What's your least favorite word?
Bling.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Arizona. I don't know why. It just sounds good.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
Don't even know what the different ones are.
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
My husband actually fell in love with me.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Kenya. I would love to go on a photo safari.
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
A BLT at Mt. Evans lodge
23.Where do you go for advice?
My Mom or here.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Thesaurus.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Snorkeling.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes. A few times. Not a big deal.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
As a kid, I had pneumonia so badly that they thought I had meningitis. I missed over two weeks of school.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Swimming. It was the only thing I was ever good at, but I haven't done it in years.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
Time After Time
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
I think that was the year my parents took me and my friends out to see "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."
31.Are you afraid of heights?
Not really.
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Nope.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
LA Times, or New York Times
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Fiddler on the Roof
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Shakespeare in Performance, at Warwick University, one summer semester in England
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
The impatient cow.
The impatient co---.
MOOOO!
37.What's your favorite commercial?
An old commercial Austin Lyric Opera, that had a guy rushing out yelling "I'm alive!" and the caption reads, "See, we told you a little opera wouldn't kill you."
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Robin Williams
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Only on Dr. Demento's show.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
French toast
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Drew Carey!
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Flying or invisibility.
44.Do you like guacamole?
Not terribly.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
No.
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
Hotel California, In My Life, Highway to Hell, Open Arms, How Soon is Now.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
Never, never EVER will I have a favorite.
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
Actually in line? Probably 4 hours. At an airport, 6 or 7 hours.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
It's plain,solid navy blue.
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Yes. A few times. They're fun.
Green Eggs and Ham, and The Sleep Book.
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
The house on Home Improvement seemed pretty nice, or Fraiser's apartment.
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
36 hours or so, while traveling.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
"The Copa--copa cabana..."
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Kermit, Rowlf and Sweetums.
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
shyness
7.What's your favorite Web site?
This one, and Yahoo news
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Folders. I love putting all my stuff in folders and binders.
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
Alan Shore, from Boston Legal.
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
I'm on it right now, in Denver on vacation, from Houston.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
A halloween costume for a MASH party, at thirft store. Got old army pants for only a buck or two.
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
At my apartment, enjoying time off, planning my birthday that was the very next day.
13.What's your favorite tree?
Redwood
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
Alexander Hamilton
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Kung Pao chicken
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
My Renaissance costume, complete with big, feathered hat.
17.What's your least favorite word?
Bling.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Arizona. I don't know why. It just sounds good.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
Don't even know what the different ones are.
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
My husband actually fell in love with me.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Kenya. I would love to go on a photo safari.
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
A BLT at Mt. Evans lodge
23.Where do you go for advice?
My Mom or here.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Thesaurus.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Snorkeling.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes. A few times. Not a big deal.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
As a kid, I had pneumonia so badly that they thought I had meningitis. I missed over two weeks of school.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Swimming. It was the only thing I was ever good at, but I haven't done it in years.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
Time After Time
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
I think that was the year my parents took me and my friends out to see "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."
31.Are you afraid of heights?
Not really.
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Nope.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
LA Times, or New York Times
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Fiddler on the Roof
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Shakespeare in Performance, at Warwick University, one summer semester in England
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
The impatient cow.
The impatient co---.
MOOOO!
37.What's your favorite commercial?
An old commercial Austin Lyric Opera, that had a guy rushing out yelling "I'm alive!" and the caption reads, "See, we told you a little opera wouldn't kill you."
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Robin Williams
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Only on Dr. Demento's show.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
French toast
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Drew Carey!
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Flying or invisibility.
44.Do you like guacamole?
Not terribly.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
No.
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
Hotel California, In My Life, Highway to Hell, Open Arms, How Soon is Now.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
Never, never EVER will I have a favorite.
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
Actually in line? Probably 4 hours. At an airport, 6 or 7 hours.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
It's plain,solid navy blue.
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Yes. A few times. They're fun.
1.What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
I found Dr. Seuss very low brow as a child.
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
I'd live on the Galactica. Don't even care what you say.
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
62 hours. Just to see what it was like.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
Unforgettable?
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
The cookie monster. I like his agenda.
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
Smoking. Oh wait.
7.What's your favorite Web site?
Faceboooooook
8.What's your favorite school supply?
My Mac.
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
Denny Crane.
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
I drove to my cottage. And back.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
I have a gorgeous 3 dollar shirt that I got from Boathouse. Neither garage nor thrift. It was a great buy.
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
At school. Grade 7.
13.What's your favorite tree?
Willow
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
I watched Frank Sinatra's bio on the Bio channel.
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Chicken balls, but they're always so dry.
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
Sarah Palin.
17.What's your least favorite word?
Björgasm. I made it up myself.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Jersey.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
Pass.
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
A really hot guy is talking to me.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Iceland.
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Mac and cheese
23.Where do you go for advice?
The internet. My parents can't be trusted.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Dictionary.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Both
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
I kill them before they even have the chance to set foot on my body.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
I got really drunk one time, and I woke up the next morning and I couldn't move. I couldn't drink water, or eat anything, and if I did, I'd puke it up. I had to literally crawl to the bathroom from my bedroom. I couldn't walk, I couldn't sit upright. This lasted for about five hours.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Walking.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
Cyndi who?
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
Birthday with my parents. Woo. Hoo. I had no friends at 13.
31.Are you afraid of heights?
Vertigo. I have it.
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Nope.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
I read CNN.com
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Guys and Dolls
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Creative Digital Photography
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Stewie Griffin: Knock-knock!
Brian Griffin: [sigh] Who's there?
Stewie Griffin: Your friend, Stewie. And he's always gonna be there for you
37.What's your favorite commercial?
The Dos Equis commercial. Stay thirsty, my friends.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
RedOne. Konvict? GaGa.
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
I'm lucky if I chew for more than ten minutes.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
Waffles.
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
The guy from Home Improvement who looks like Billy Mays
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Telekenesis
44.Do you like guacamole?
Naw
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
Naw
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
Pokerface (Lady GaGa), I'm A Cuckoo (Belle & Sebastian), Mercy (Duffy), Under My Skin (Gin Wigmore), Stop Me (Mark Ronson)
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
BILLY MAYS HERE!
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
I spent an hour and a half waiting for GaGa.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
My Mac does all of my address booking for me.
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Yes. I have.
I found Dr. Seuss very low brow as a child.
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
I'd live on the Galactica. Don't even care what you say.
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
62 hours. Just to see what it was like.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
Unforgettable?
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
The cookie monster. I like his agenda.
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
Smoking. Oh wait.
7.What's your favorite Web site?
Faceboooooook
8.What's your favorite school supply?
My Mac.
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
Denny Crane.
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
I drove to my cottage. And back.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
I have a gorgeous 3 dollar shirt that I got from Boathouse. Neither garage nor thrift. It was a great buy.
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
At school. Grade 7.
13.What's your favorite tree?
Willow
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
I watched Frank Sinatra's bio on the Bio channel.
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Chicken balls, but they're always so dry.
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
Sarah Palin.
17.What's your least favorite word?
Björgasm. I made it up myself.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Jersey.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
Pass.
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
A really hot guy is talking to me.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Iceland.
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Mac and cheese
23.Where do you go for advice?
The internet. My parents can't be trusted.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Dictionary.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Both
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
I kill them before they even have the chance to set foot on my body.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
I got really drunk one time, and I woke up the next morning and I couldn't move. I couldn't drink water, or eat anything, and if I did, I'd puke it up. I had to literally crawl to the bathroom from my bedroom. I couldn't walk, I couldn't sit upright. This lasted for about five hours.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Walking.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
Cyndi who?
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
Birthday with my parents. Woo. Hoo. I had no friends at 13.
31.Are you afraid of heights?
Vertigo. I have it.
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Nope.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
I read CNN.com
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Guys and Dolls
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Creative Digital Photography
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Stewie Griffin: Knock-knock!
Brian Griffin: [sigh] Who's there?
Stewie Griffin: Your friend, Stewie. And he's always gonna be there for you
37.What's your favorite commercial?
The Dos Equis commercial. Stay thirsty, my friends.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
RedOne. Konvict? GaGa.
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
I'm lucky if I chew for more than ten minutes.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
Waffles.
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
The guy from Home Improvement who looks like Billy Mays
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Telekenesis
44.Do you like guacamole?
Naw
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
Naw
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
Pokerface (Lady GaGa), I'm A Cuckoo (Belle & Sebastian), Mercy (Duffy), Under My Skin (Gin Wigmore), Stop Me (Mark Ronson)
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
BILLY MAYS HERE!
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
I spent an hour and a half waiting for GaGa.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
My Mac does all of my address booking for me.
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Yes. I have.
1.What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
The Lorax
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
Baltar's House on Caprica. Before it was nuked by the frakkin' cylons, or course.
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
63 hours, I think.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
*puts hands over ears and cringes*
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Miss Piggy
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
It will be procrastination, when I get around to it.
7.What's your favorite Web site?
Trekbbs and live journal
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Pencil erasers. I love the way they smell.
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
DA whats-his-face on Law in Order. The one played by Sam Watterson.
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
Wine Tasting in Santa Ynez Valley.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
The Cowboy Bebop O.S.T. album for $2. Went on Amazon and saw it being sold for $60.
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
Sleeping late. I awoke hours after it happened.
13.What's your favorite tree?
Whichever one offers the most shade.
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
Rohl Dahl's Boy
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Beef with Broccoli and Cashew Chicken
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
French Maid's Outfit
17.What's your least favorite word?
Cunt.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Virginia.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
Seriously?
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
In my late teens and early twenties I experienced frequent and disruptive migraines, synaptic snapd and other physiological and neurological oddities; they abruptly ceased one day and I do not know what caused them to be or what caused them to stop.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Madagascar, if that counts as 'Africa'.
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
1/2 roast beef sandwich made fresh from the supermarket deli.
23.Where do you go for advice?
Live Journal. I no longer trust my family as reliable sources of sage wisdom.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Neither. I make shit up.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Snorkeling many times.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes, many times. It sucks. The worse sting was the hornet who got tangled in my hair and stung me multiple times on the base of my skull. Terrific agony!
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
I contracted rheumatic fever after I got strep throat and chicken pox simultaneously. I ran a 104 degree fever for over 10 days, and there was talk about admitting me to an ICU. I eventually recovered, but I have a heart murmur from the incident and another bout of strep or chicken pox could be fatal.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Snow Skiing. Damned expensive, though.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
I only know "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" and "Time After Time", so one of those.
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
I have no idea. Probably a whole lot of school work and bible study.
31.Are you afraid of heights?
Only when someone says "OK Jump!"
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Yes, in my early teens. I'm such a bad dancer that I was teased mercilessly by the instructor. I quit after a few lessons. I couldn't take the constant put downs.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
LA Times
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Ugh I HATE Broadway productions.
Twist my arm and I'll say that the Lion King was cool.
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
"Spacetime, Relativity and Cosmology". Had I not sucked royally at math, I probably would have majored in the field.
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Two blondes were going to disneyland and they...wait? wha?
Sorry I can't remember any knock knock jokes.
37.What's your favorite commercial?
Wow I haven't watched TV in so long I'm having trouble recalling any memorable commercials. Go me. I've taken another step in my media-zombie-consumerist-whore reformation.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
It would have to be a kid celebrity to make it worthwhile. I think Dakota Fanning is too old to enjoy the magic kingdom sans irony. That Abigal Breslin kid might like it, though.
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Baths. I love to soak in hot water.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Like I'm going to stick it back in my mouth after that.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
Bacon! It's the breakfast cured meat product of the god, yanno.
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Bob Barker
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Teleportation and a bottomless bank account.
44.Do you like guacamole?
Second only to bacon in the buffet of the gods.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
And waste all the yumminess? Never!
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
Wild Sex in the Working Class, Like Spinning Plates, Rocky Raccoon, Karma Police...shit that's only four.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
*Shudder"
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
My friend's boyfriend dragged her to a line outside of the Kirkorian Theater in Redlands to see Attack of the Clones, so I accompanied her for moral support. Waited next to a dumpster for 7 hours to see that waste of celluloid. But hey, what are friends for?
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
Who still carries those things around?
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Yes and the result is posted in the 'Then and Now' Picture thread.
The Lorax
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
Baltar's House on Caprica. Before it was nuked by the frakkin' cylons, or course.
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
63 hours, I think.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
*puts hands over ears and cringes*
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Miss Piggy
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
It will be procrastination, when I get around to it.
7.What's your favorite Web site?
Trekbbs and live journal
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Pencil erasers. I love the way they smell.
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
DA whats-his-face on Law in Order. The one played by Sam Watterson.
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
Wine Tasting in Santa Ynez Valley.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
The Cowboy Bebop O.S.T. album for $2. Went on Amazon and saw it being sold for $60.
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
Sleeping late. I awoke hours after it happened.
13.What's your favorite tree?
Whichever one offers the most shade.
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
Rohl Dahl's Boy
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Beef with Broccoli and Cashew Chicken
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
French Maid's Outfit
17.What's your least favorite word?
Cunt.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Virginia.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
Seriously?
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
In my late teens and early twenties I experienced frequent and disruptive migraines, synaptic snapd and other physiological and neurological oddities; they abruptly ceased one day and I do not know what caused them to be or what caused them to stop.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Madagascar, if that counts as 'Africa'.
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
1/2 roast beef sandwich made fresh from the supermarket deli.
23.Where do you go for advice?
Live Journal. I no longer trust my family as reliable sources of sage wisdom.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Neither. I make shit up.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Snorkeling many times.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes, many times. It sucks. The worse sting was the hornet who got tangled in my hair and stung me multiple times on the base of my skull. Terrific agony!
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
I contracted rheumatic fever after I got strep throat and chicken pox simultaneously. I ran a 104 degree fever for over 10 days, and there was talk about admitting me to an ICU. I eventually recovered, but I have a heart murmur from the incident and another bout of strep or chicken pox could be fatal.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Snow Skiing. Damned expensive, though.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
I only know "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" and "Time After Time", so one of those.
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
I have no idea. Probably a whole lot of school work and bible study.
31.Are you afraid of heights?
Only when someone says "OK Jump!"
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Yes, in my early teens. I'm such a bad dancer that I was teased mercilessly by the instructor. I quit after a few lessons. I couldn't take the constant put downs.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
LA Times
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Ugh I HATE Broadway productions.
Twist my arm and I'll say that the Lion King was cool.
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
"Spacetime, Relativity and Cosmology". Had I not sucked royally at math, I probably would have majored in the field.
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Two blondes were going to disneyland and they...wait? wha?
Sorry I can't remember any knock knock jokes.
37.What's your favorite commercial?
Wow I haven't watched TV in so long I'm having trouble recalling any memorable commercials. Go me. I've taken another step in my media-zombie-consumerist-whore reformation.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
It would have to be a kid celebrity to make it worthwhile. I think Dakota Fanning is too old to enjoy the magic kingdom sans irony. That Abigal Breslin kid might like it, though.
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Baths. I love to soak in hot water.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Like I'm going to stick it back in my mouth after that.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
Bacon! It's the breakfast cured meat product of the god, yanno.
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Bob Barker
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Teleportation and a bottomless bank account.
44.Do you like guacamole?
Second only to bacon in the buffet of the gods.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
And waste all the yumminess? Never!
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
Wild Sex in the Working Class, Like Spinning Plates, Rocky Raccoon, Karma Police...shit that's only four.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
*Shudder"
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
My friend's boyfriend dragged her to a line outside of the Kirkorian Theater in Redlands to see Attack of the Clones, so I accompanied her for moral support. Waited next to a dumpster for 7 hours to see that waste of celluloid. But hey, what are friends for?
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
Who still carries those things around?
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Yes and the result is posted in the 'Then and Now' Picture thread.
Heh. I have no idea. I just remember that line from an old episode of Barney Miller.
Holy obscure reference, Batman!
1.What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
Haven't read a single one.
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
Okay I thought about this for a long while but I really have no idea.
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
I think like 36 hours. I generally like sleeping.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
Don't think I have one.
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Animal
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
My mild manner. I break it whenever assholes need a putdown.
7.What's your favorite Web site?
I've been a faithful reader of chud.com for soon to be a decade. 95% of the time I agree with their reviews and I get most solid movie news from there.
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Pen and eraser?
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
Alan Shore.
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
That would be driving down to the west coast to see my grandparents this easter. And then driving back of course.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
My awesome leather couch. I bought it for 20 bucks and it's served me incredibly well for over a decade. Veeery comfortable if not terribly pretty, in fact it's need of new cloth and some more stuffing.
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
Home sick. Saw the entire thing on Sky News.
13.What's your favorite tree?
The Larch. The Larch.
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
Haven't read that many but I enjoyed Alan Alda's since it's not quite what I expected.
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Fried squid rings, even though they make me slightly queasy it's the only thing I can stand in Chinese restaurants beside the rice.
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
Zoidberg costume I did for a convention.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop woop!
17.What's your least favorite word?
Conservative.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Nevada. Not because I have any particular link but it sounds enigmatic enough.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
I quite detest them.
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
Women apparently find me repulsive. I mean dude, what the fuck?
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Would have to be Egypt, only African country I have the slightest interest in visiting.
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Don't really eat much lunch any more, almost always just breakfast and dinner.
23.Where do you go for advice?
Here And mom and my friend K.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Dictionary. But I rarely use that even.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Neither.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Actually no, my granddad made his own honey so I learned from an early age that they weren't dangerous. Wasps on the other hand are viscous vile useless insects.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
Complications due to an appendix operation a month before. I was in the hospital for two straight weeks and shit just kept going wrong, not to mention that it was the warmest summer of the 90s and no one had told me that I could move my arm since they took out the needle for the drip almost immediately. I was 11.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Walking. And I think sex. Have no huge experience on the latter.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
Who? No wait don't answer that. I have a feeling I best not know.
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
I was at home since I'd finally become fed up with the hell called school and refused to go back. Also I'd found my presents by accident a week earlier. And it rained. It was the worst birthday ever.
31.Are you afraid of heights?
Yes. But only to a limit, for instance I love flying.
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
We had some for prom in HS but that barely counts..
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
I don't I can name one I trust after the whole ordeal with my uncle being falsely accused of murder this spring.
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Sweeney Todd?
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Scriptwriting and directing in HS. Awesome.
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
I have no idea, haven't told those since I was eight.
37.What's your favorite commercial?
The Sony Bravia commercial from a few years back. You know the bouncing rubber balls down the streets of San Fransisco.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Summer Glau?
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Baths! But I haven't had a proper bathtub in years sadly :/
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
I kinda tend to swallow it once the taste is gone. Or just spit it out.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
Kinda like my corn flakes, rye bread, toast, juice and health drink that I eat every day.
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
No idea.
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Regeneration would be pretty cool. Or like the power to create money.
44.Do you like guacamole?
No.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
No.
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
Firefly opening theme, Nantokanare (opening theme to Akagi), and like three other awesome songs.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
What?
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
Twentyfive minutes.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
Don't have one.
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Yes.
Haven't read a single one.
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
Okay I thought about this for a long while but I really have no idea.
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
I think like 36 hours. I generally like sleeping.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
Don't think I have one.
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Animal
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
My mild manner. I break it whenever assholes need a putdown.
7.What's your favorite Web site?
I've been a faithful reader of chud.com for soon to be a decade. 95% of the time I agree with their reviews and I get most solid movie news from there.
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Pen and eraser?
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
Alan Shore.
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
That would be driving down to the west coast to see my grandparents this easter. And then driving back of course.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
My awesome leather couch. I bought it for 20 bucks and it's served me incredibly well for over a decade. Veeery comfortable if not terribly pretty, in fact it's need of new cloth and some more stuffing.
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
Home sick. Saw the entire thing on Sky News.
13.What's your favorite tree?
The Larch. The Larch.
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
Haven't read that many but I enjoyed Alan Alda's since it's not quite what I expected.
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Fried squid rings, even though they make me slightly queasy it's the only thing I can stand in Chinese restaurants beside the rice.
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
Zoidberg costume I did for a convention.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop woop!
17.What's your least favorite word?
Conservative.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Nevada. Not because I have any particular link but it sounds enigmatic enough.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
I quite detest them.
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
Women apparently find me repulsive. I mean dude, what the fuck?
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Would have to be Egypt, only African country I have the slightest interest in visiting.
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Don't really eat much lunch any more, almost always just breakfast and dinner.
23.Where do you go for advice?
Here
And mom and my friend K.24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Dictionary. But I rarely use that even.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Neither.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Actually no, my granddad made his own honey so I learned from an early age that they weren't dangerous. Wasps on the other hand are viscous vile useless insects.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
Complications due to an appendix operation a month before. I was in the hospital for two straight weeks and shit just kept going wrong, not to mention that it was the warmest summer of the 90s and no one had told me that I could move my arm since they took out the needle for the drip almost immediately. I was 11.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Walking. And I think sex. Have no huge experience on the latter.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
Who? No wait don't answer that. I have a feeling I best not know.
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
I was at home since I'd finally become fed up with the hell called school and refused to go back. Also I'd found my presents by accident a week earlier. And it rained. It was the worst birthday ever.
31.Are you afraid of heights?
Yes. But only to a limit, for instance I love flying.
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
We had some for prom in HS but that barely counts..
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
I don't I can name one I trust after the whole ordeal with my uncle being falsely accused of murder this spring.
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Sweeney Todd?
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Scriptwriting and directing in HS. Awesome.
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
I have no idea, haven't told those since I was eight.
37.What's your favorite commercial?
The Sony Bravia commercial from a few years back. You know the bouncing rubber balls down the streets of San Fransisco.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Summer Glau?
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Baths! But I haven't had a proper bathtub in years sadly :/
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
I kinda tend to swallow it once the taste is gone. Or just spit it out.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
Kinda like my corn flakes, rye bread, toast, juice and health drink that I eat every day.
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
No idea.
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Regeneration would be pretty cool. Or like the power to create money.
44.Do you like guacamole?
No.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
No.
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
Firefly opening theme, Nantokanare (opening theme to Akagi), and like three other awesome songs.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
What?
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
Twentyfive minutes.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
Don't have one.
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Yes.
Heh. I have no idea. I just remember that line from an old episode of Barney Miller.That is inexplicable as I don't think there are any Stuckeys in Maryland. Eerie.
Holy obscure reference, Batman!
It's amazing the things that stick in your mind, isn't it?
MeanJoePhaser
Admiral
1.What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
Beat Your Meat
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
Robin Master's mansion from Magnum PI.
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
3 hours
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
Copacabana
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Rowlf the Dog
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
<Insert Nun Joke Here>
7.What's your favorite Web site?
<PORN LINK REMOVED>
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Kevlar vest
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
I don't know any transvestite lawyers
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
Last weekend to Missouri. 10 hour drive.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
An apocalypse box for 2 bits.
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
What's so significant about that date?
13.What's your favorite tree?
Apple
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
THE BIBLE.
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Ah, a riddle. A quick trip to the toilet? Sum Ding Good? Doesn't matter, it's all cat meat?
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
This wretched biological construct I inhabit.
17.What's your least favorite word?
Unemployed.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Maine...as in MAINE JOE PHASER!
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
Codependency Bear.
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
Somehow I lived past 30.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Egypt. I really would like to see the pyramids someday (yeah, I stole that).
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Skipped lunch.
23.Where do you go for advice?
My father, no wonder I'm miserable.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
The Saurus can't be trusted. He hates mammals.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Man was not meant to dive.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
Kidney stone or the time I got some virus and coughed so hard I think I cracked or bruised a rib and could barely walk and was in bed for most of 48 hours.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Running away from physical labour.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
That theme song from Vibes.
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
I don't recall.
31.Are you afraid of heights?
Yeah but don't tell anyone.
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Man wasn't meant to dance.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
The Times New Roman.
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
The one where people come to terms with things.
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
College Geography class taught by a guy with short man's syndrome, an obnoxious twit he was.
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Don't have one.
37.What's your favorite commercial?
Some "Chew it over" one with some gossipy asian girl eating Twix in an elevator because she realizes she just said the wrong thing to the boss's daughter.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Bobcat Goldthwait.
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers. But not the golden kind.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
It's not my chewing gum on the bedpost.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
BACON.
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Bob Barker is the pimp.
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Shape changing, but only into other people. Why would I want to be a wolf?
44.Do you like guacamole?
I do. But sometimes it makes me nauseous.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
Yes, and the food won.
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
No.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
The one where Billy Mays sells his soul to Satan.
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
Man wasn't meant to wait in lines.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
Plan? Who said anything about a plan?
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
I was saving it for when I met someone special...so that'll never happen. I'm too ugly. Hate having my picture taken, anyway.
Beat Your Meat
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
Robin Master's mansion from Magnum PI.
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
3 hours
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
Copacabana
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Rowlf the Dog
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
<Insert Nun Joke Here>
7.What's your favorite Web site?
<PORN LINK REMOVED>
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Kevlar vest
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
I don't know any transvestite lawyers
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
Last weekend to Missouri. 10 hour drive.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
An apocalypse box for 2 bits.
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
What's so significant about that date?
13.What's your favorite tree?
Apple
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
THE BIBLE.
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Ah, a riddle. A quick trip to the toilet? Sum Ding Good? Doesn't matter, it's all cat meat?
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
This wretched biological construct I inhabit.
17.What's your least favorite word?
Unemployed.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Maine...as in MAINE JOE PHASER!
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
Codependency Bear.
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
Somehow I lived past 30.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Egypt. I really would like to see the pyramids someday (yeah, I stole that).
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Skipped lunch.
23.Where do you go for advice?
My father, no wonder I'm miserable.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
The Saurus can't be trusted. He hates mammals.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Man was not meant to dive.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
Kidney stone or the time I got some virus and coughed so hard I think I cracked or bruised a rib and could barely walk and was in bed for most of 48 hours.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Running away from physical labour.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
That theme song from Vibes.
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
I don't recall.
31.Are you afraid of heights?
Yeah but don't tell anyone.
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Man wasn't meant to dance.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
The Times New Roman.
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
The one where people come to terms with things.
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
College Geography class taught by a guy with short man's syndrome, an obnoxious twit he was.
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Don't have one.
37.What's your favorite commercial?
Some "Chew it over" one with some gossipy asian girl eating Twix in an elevator because she realizes she just said the wrong thing to the boss's daughter.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Bobcat Goldthwait.
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers. But not the golden kind.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
It's not my chewing gum on the bedpost.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
BACON.
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Bob Barker is the pimp.
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Shape changing, but only into other people. Why would I want to be a wolf?
44.Do you like guacamole?
I do. But sometimes it makes me nauseous.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
Yes, and the food won.
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
No.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
The one where Billy Mays sells his soul to Satan.
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
Man wasn't meant to wait in lines.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
Plan? Who said anything about a plan?
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
I was saving it for when I met someone special...so that'll never happen. I'm too ugly. Hate having my picture taken, anyway.
1.What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
Fox in Socks.
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
The TARDIS!
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
Seven full days. I had to be medicated.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
Um...
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Kermit. "Bein' Green" has moved me to tears.
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
Can being a hippie be considered a habit?
7.What's your favorite Web site?
I like this one a bit, and ted.com.
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Student planners for me, stickers for my students -- especially the glittering dinosaur ones.
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
Why, Jack McCoy of course! I commented to a friend once that I thought he resembled a hawk. "A hawk of justice!" she replied enthusiastically.
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
I'm in Seattle right now, 3,000-odd miles from Brooklyn.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
Too many to count.
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
About a half a mile from ground zero, breathing in the fumes and wandering the ghost town that was lower Manhattan after they blocked off everything south of 14th St.
13.What's your favorite tree?
Japanese maple.
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
Technically it was a memoir, Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman.
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Vegetable dumplings.
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
Danger Mouse! I made it myself!
17.What's your least favorite word?
Cuticle. It makes me nauseous.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Ugh, Alaska, I suppose.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
I like Dark Heart, but he wasn't a Care Bear.
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
What an odd question. One night I was walking along St. Marks Place and a 30-something guy in boxers and flip-flops approached me bearing two long-stemmed red roses. He said to me, "Won't you take my flowers? Nobody wants my flowers," and pressed them into my hand. Then he brushed my cheek gently, said, "You have beautiful skin," and walked away.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
South Africa, I think.
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
A half a jar of olives.
23.Where do you go for advice?
I don't ever ask advice.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Dictionary, daily.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Snorkeling, in Hawaii.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Oh yes. I was attacked by a swarm when a little boy and I hid in the woods together at summer camp, we were 5. Unfortunately our hiding place was right atop a beehive. We came tearing out of the forest screaming, and the adults had to pull off all our clothes because they were full of bees. We were both stung dozens of times and went into anaphylaxis. Ambulances were called and all.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
Last February I started vomiting one morning. I almost went to work -- I'll work through anything, but changed my mind as I was walking out the door. I vomited several times over the next 20 hours, I was suffering from such severe stomach pain and nausea that I couldn't sleep despite my exhaustion. I lost 7 pounds in one day, and by 6 the next morning my heart was pounding in my chest and I was gasping for air. My roommate drove me to the ER, and by the time we got there I could barely stand. I was suffering from diabetic ketoacidosis (something that can happen to type 1 diabetics if illness or infection case the blood glucose to go too high). My blood was like sludge. I was informed that, had I arrived a mere hour or two later I would have to have been intubated and had a thru-line put in my neck. I spent three days in intensive care.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Cycling. I do 20-30 miles a day.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
Oh man, love "She's So Unusual," and "Time After Time," of course.
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
I went to a Mexican restaurant. A drunken businessman wandered over from the bar, seeing my balloons and pile of presents, and insisted on buying me a pinata.
31.Are you afraid of heights?
I'm not afraid of flying, but I am afraid of heights in other circumstances. It's not the height that scares me, it's the morbid (though completely unsuicidal) urge to jump.
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Ballet when I was 7 and 8. I auditioned for the Royal Ballet School, and made it through, though I didn't attend.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
The Stranger!
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Can I do off-Broadway? Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Apparently none of them were particularly memorable, as I'm having trouble coming up with any.
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
I don't really have a favorite.
37.What's your favorite commercial?
I don't watch much TV, so don't see many.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
I don't have any interest in Disney world, but I have tremendous interest in Zachary Quinto!
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Ew.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
I drink tea with soy milk for breakfast every day.
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Ben Bailey!
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Flight!
44.Do you like guacamole?
Oh yes.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
Of course.
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
I can do all of REM's "It's The End of the World," which I suppose is the most impressive. Off the top of my head, "First We Take Manhattan" - Leonard Cohen, "Waterfalls - TLC," "Waterloo" - ABBA, "Shiroi Yami No Naka" - Shakkazombie.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
Does The Knife Show count? It's hysterical.
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
I really coulnd't say, but I'd guess perhaps for one of the Harry Potter books.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
Plain green.
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Me and mom:
Mom, best friend, and sister:
Fox in Socks.
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
The TARDIS!
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
Seven full days. I had to be medicated.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
Um...
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Kermit. "Bein' Green" has moved me to tears.
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
Can being a hippie be considered a habit?
7.What's your favorite Web site?
I like this one a bit, and ted.com.
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Student planners for me, stickers for my students -- especially the glittering dinosaur ones.
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
Why, Jack McCoy of course! I commented to a friend once that I thought he resembled a hawk. "A hawk of justice!" she replied enthusiastically.
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
I'm in Seattle right now, 3,000-odd miles from Brooklyn.
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
Too many to count.
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
About a half a mile from ground zero, breathing in the fumes and wandering the ghost town that was lower Manhattan after they blocked off everything south of 14th St.
13.What's your favorite tree?
Japanese maple.
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
Technically it was a memoir, Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman.
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Vegetable dumplings.
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
Danger Mouse! I made it myself!
17.What's your least favorite word?
Cuticle. It makes me nauseous.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Ugh, Alaska, I suppose.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
I like Dark Heart, but he wasn't a Care Bear.
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
What an odd question. One night I was walking along St. Marks Place and a 30-something guy in boxers and flip-flops approached me bearing two long-stemmed red roses. He said to me, "Won't you take my flowers? Nobody wants my flowers," and pressed them into my hand. Then he brushed my cheek gently, said, "You have beautiful skin," and walked away.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
South Africa, I think.
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
A half a jar of olives.
23.Where do you go for advice?
I don't ever ask advice.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Dictionary, daily.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Snorkeling, in Hawaii.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Oh yes. I was attacked by a swarm when a little boy and I hid in the woods together at summer camp, we were 5. Unfortunately our hiding place was right atop a beehive. We came tearing out of the forest screaming, and the adults had to pull off all our clothes because they were full of bees. We were both stung dozens of times and went into anaphylaxis. Ambulances were called and all.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
Last February I started vomiting one morning. I almost went to work -- I'll work through anything, but changed my mind as I was walking out the door. I vomited several times over the next 20 hours, I was suffering from such severe stomach pain and nausea that I couldn't sleep despite my exhaustion. I lost 7 pounds in one day, and by 6 the next morning my heart was pounding in my chest and I was gasping for air. My roommate drove me to the ER, and by the time we got there I could barely stand. I was suffering from diabetic ketoacidosis (something that can happen to type 1 diabetics if illness or infection case the blood glucose to go too high). My blood was like sludge. I was informed that, had I arrived a mere hour or two later I would have to have been intubated and had a thru-line put in my neck. I spent three days in intensive care.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Cycling. I do 20-30 miles a day.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
Oh man, love "She's So Unusual," and "Time After Time," of course.
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
I went to a Mexican restaurant. A drunken businessman wandered over from the bar, seeing my balloons and pile of presents, and insisted on buying me a pinata.
31.Are you afraid of heights?
I'm not afraid of flying, but I am afraid of heights in other circumstances. It's not the height that scares me, it's the morbid (though completely unsuicidal) urge to jump.
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Ballet when I was 7 and 8. I auditioned for the Royal Ballet School, and made it through, though I didn't attend.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
The Stranger!
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Can I do off-Broadway? Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Apparently none of them were particularly memorable, as I'm having trouble coming up with any.
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
I don't really have a favorite.
37.What's your favorite commercial?
I don't watch much TV, so don't see many.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
I don't have any interest in Disney world, but I have tremendous interest in Zachary Quinto!
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Ew.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
I drink tea with soy milk for breakfast every day.
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Ben Bailey!
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Flight!
44.Do you like guacamole?
Oh yes.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
Of course.
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
I can do all of REM's "It's The End of the World," which I suppose is the most impressive. Off the top of my head, "First We Take Manhattan" - Leonard Cohen, "Waterfalls - TLC," "Waterloo" - ABBA, "Shiroi Yami No Naka" - Shakkazombie.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
Does The Knife Show count? It's hysterical.
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
I really coulnd't say, but I'd guess perhaps for one of the Harry Potter books.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
Plain green.
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Me and mom:
Mom, best friend, and sister:
i still love that DM costume...
The funny thing is that people kept on calling me "Penfold" at school. That hurt me a lot. [Penfold... shush! - someone]
Poe's "Imp Of The Perverse." He plagues me, as well.
1.What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
Never read a one.
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
I like the house with the AI in Eureka
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
24 hours or so
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
possibly Mandy (coz of Angel) or Copocabana (because of alternate versions)
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Kermit
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
Haven't broken any
7.What's your favorite Web site?
probably one of the fourms I used to visit
8.What's your favorite school supply?
No longer there so.....
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
Either Denny Crane or Alan Shore
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
Long distance pubcrawl last night
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
A leather jacket
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
on holiday in the Channel Isles
13.What's your favorite tree?
Oak
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
Enjoyed Alan Aldas
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
It's been a while, but it'd be one of the chicken dishes
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
Can't recall
17.What's your least favorite word?
don't have one
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Indiana I guess.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
wouldn't know any of them
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
Some people actually seem to like me
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
probably egypt
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Chicken
23.Where do you go for advice?
Depends on what sort of advice I'm looking for
.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Thesaurus.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
No.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes - my fault, it had landed in my palm and I hadn't noticed.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
probably with Chickenpox wayback when
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
jogging
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
maybe girls just want to have fun - because of a movie scene way back when
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
Can't remember that far back
31.Are you afraid of heights?
If I feel secure, no. Otherwise I'm not a fan (But I love to fly)
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
No.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
Don't usually pick one up
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
No clue
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Chem.
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy is the beginning of the rest of your life!
37.What's your favorite commercial?
It's one of the old Carling Black Label adverts
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Aly Hannigan
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
I wouldn't know - I've never done anyting remotely like that.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
croissants
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Don't watch any
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
I just want to fly
44.Do you like guacamole?
Never tried it
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
sure
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
Let me get back to you on that
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
Que?
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
Probably about 30 minutes
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
Don't have one
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Sure, everytime the id comes up for a new one
Never read a one.
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
I like the house with the AI in Eureka
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
24 hours or so
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
possibly Mandy (coz of Angel) or Copocabana (because of alternate versions)
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Kermit
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
Haven't broken any
7.What's your favorite Web site?
probably one of the fourms I used to visit
8.What's your favorite school supply?
No longer there so.....
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
Either Denny Crane or Alan Shore
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
Long distance pubcrawl last night
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
A leather jacket
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
on holiday in the Channel Isles
13.What's your favorite tree?
Oak
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
Enjoyed Alan Aldas
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
It's been a while, but it'd be one of the chicken dishes
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
Can't recall
17.What's your least favorite word?
don't have one
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Indiana I guess.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
wouldn't know any of them
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
Some people actually seem to like me
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
probably egypt
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Chicken
23.Where do you go for advice?
Depends on what sort of advice I'm looking for
.
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Thesaurus.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
No.
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes - my fault, it had landed in my palm and I hadn't noticed.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
probably with Chickenpox wayback when
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
jogging
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
maybe girls just want to have fun - because of a movie scene way back when
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
Can't remember that far back
31.Are you afraid of heights?
If I feel secure, no. Otherwise I'm not a fan (But I love to fly)
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
No.
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
Don't usually pick one up
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
No clue
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Chem.
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy is the beginning of the rest of your life!
37.What's your favorite commercial?
It's one of the old Carling Black Label adverts
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Aly Hannigan
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
I wouldn't know - I've never done anyting remotely like that.
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
croissants
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Don't watch any
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
I just want to fly
44.Do you like guacamole?
Never tried it
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
sure
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
Let me get back to you on that
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
Que?
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
Probably about 30 minutes
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
Don't have one
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Sure, everytime the id comes up for a new one
Sorry for bumping this extremely old post! This just looked like so much fun.
1.What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
If I had to pick just one.. I'd probably go with the cliché How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Can I do honorable mentions? No? Too bad: Oh, the Places you'll go!, Cat in the Hat and Green Eggs and Ham.
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
Unfortunately I don't watch much television so I'm afraid I'm going to have a terribly boring answer on this one. And yes, that is my answer.
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
I'm surprised at the memory some people have for this answer.. I honestly don't know. Two days at the most I'd imagine. Unlike everyone else I don't remember what I was doing during those two days either. Probably gaming.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
Can't Smile Without You.
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Miss Piggy. Because sadly I feel as though she's the one I relate most to.
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
Procrastination. Oh wait.
7.What's your favorite Web site?
YouTube, Wikipedia or Google. The norm.
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Do scented markers count?
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
What is with this obsession over television?
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
There's life outside my computer? I went to Italy via Google Maps a few weeks ago, does that count?
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
Books. Books are always ridiculously under-priced at garage sales/thrift stores.
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
Seeing as I was only 7 years old I don't really remember. Probably inside playing Nintendo like every normal 7-year-old. Oh wait.
13.What's your favorite tree?
Cherry.
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
The Immortal Life Of Henrietta Lacks.
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Spring rolls, lemon chicken and fried rice.
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
A witch. The best and only costume I've ever worn. If we're talking about Halloween occasions of course, otherwise I'm not sure if I'm allowed to talk about it...
17.What's your least favorite word?
Anything involving "bore" -- ah! Get it away from me.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Nevada. Or Georgia.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
Don't shoot me but I didn't care much for that show.
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
I was rejected for presidency. Like why.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Africa? Is that where like, all those African people are? I think I seen that in an infomercial once..
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
A sandwich.
23.Where do you go for advice?
My boyfriend.. unless it's relationship advice. Then I go to my cat. Wait I don't have a cat. Can you repeat the question?
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Dictionary.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Not yet!
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes. Thankfully not in a long time though.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
When I was a kid I ate a bunch of Nicotine gum carelessly left on the table. I was in the hospital and they had me drinking some gross black liquid. I think it was black. I could have been colorblind.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Dancing wildly.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
Time After Time.
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
Jesus Christ I can't remember. Obviously nothing too memorable.
31.Are you afraid of heights?
I'm not afraid if I know I'm safe -- Like in an airplane, sure; standing on the side of a jagged cliff? Not so much.
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Not unless you count YouTube tutorials on Single Ladies dance routine?
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
I don't waste my time on lowly newspapers.
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Wicked.
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Psychology. I like to use it in every day situations to prove my dominance. "Yeah? Well I took a psychology class!"
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Those are for chums.
37.What's your favorite commercial?
Televised commercial? Do YouTube ads count? I find that ad for PooPourri ridiculously entertaining.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Anna Kendrick! Jennifer Lawrence! Wanda Sykes? Dammit don't ask me such hard questions.
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Depends on my mood. Usually opt for showers just because aint nobody got time for baths.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Wait what? Is this question asking if I put my gum on the bedpost to re-use the next day? Disgusting..
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
I love grilled cheese, or anything to do with bacon.
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Howie Mandel, Bob Barker or Regis Philbin.
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
I'd love to clone people like that blue chick from X-Men. That'd be fun.
44.Do you like guacamole?
Very picky about it but I do enjoy it if made right.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
Yeah. It took a lot of effort but I finally showed that orange who was boss..
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
I am not equipped well enough for this sort of cerebral recollection.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
To quote someone earlier..
"Why would I have a favorite infomercial?!?"
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
Probably no more than an hour in idiotic carnival lines.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
Please!! I'm not that old yet!!
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
1.What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
If I had to pick just one.. I'd probably go with the cliché How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Can I do honorable mentions? No? Too bad: Oh, the Places you'll go!, Cat in the Hat and Green Eggs and Ham.
2.If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
Unfortunately I don't watch much television so I'm afraid I'm going to have a terribly boring answer on this one. And yes, that is my answer.
3.What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
I'm surprised at the memory some people have for this answer.. I honestly don't know. Two days at the most I'd imagine. Unlike everyone else I don't remember what I was doing during those two days either. Probably gaming.
4.What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
Can't Smile Without You.
5.Who's your favorite Muppet?
Miss Piggy. Because sadly I feel as though she's the one I relate most to.
6.What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
Procrastination. Oh wait.
7.What's your favorite Web site?
YouTube, Wikipedia or Google. The norm.
8.What's your favorite school supply?
Do scented markers count?
9.Who's your favorite TV attorney?
What is with this obsession over television?
10.What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
There's life outside my computer? I went to Italy via Google Maps a few weeks ago, does that count?
11.What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
Books. Books are always ridiculously under-priced at garage sales/thrift stores.
12.Where were you on September 11, 2001?
Seeing as I was only 7 years old I don't really remember. Probably inside playing Nintendo like every normal 7-year-old. Oh wait.
13.What's your favorite tree?
Cherry.
14.What's the most interesting biography you've read?
The Immortal Life Of Henrietta Lacks.
15.What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Spring rolls, lemon chicken and fried rice.
16.What's the best costume you've ever worn?
A witch. The best and only costume I've ever worn. If we're talking about Halloween occasions of course, otherwise I'm not sure if I'm allowed to talk about it...
17.What's your least favorite word?
Anything involving "bore" -- ah! Get it away from me.
18.If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Nevada. Or Georgia.
19.Who's your favorite Care Bear?
Don't shoot me but I didn't care much for that show.
20.Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
I was rejected for presidency. Like why.
21.If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Africa? Is that where like, all those African people are? I think I seen that in an infomercial once..
22.What did you have for lunch yesterday?
A sandwich.
23.Where do you go for advice?
My boyfriend.. unless it's relationship advice. Then I go to my cat. Wait I don't have a cat. Can you repeat the question?
24.Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Dictionary.
25.Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Not yet!
26.Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes. Thankfully not in a long time though.
27.What's the sickest you've ever been?
When I was a kid I ate a bunch of Nicotine gum carelessly left on the table. I was in the hospital and they had me drinking some gross black liquid. I think it was black. I could have been colorblind.
28.What's your favorite form of exercise?
Dancing wildly.
29.What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
Time After Time.
30.What did you do for your 13th birthday?
Jesus Christ I can't remember. Obviously nothing too memorable.
31.Are you afraid of heights?
I'm not afraid if I know I'm safe -- Like in an airplane, sure; standing on the side of a jagged cliff? Not so much.
32.Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Not unless you count YouTube tutorials on Single Ladies dance routine?
33.What's your favorite newspaper?
I don't waste my time on lowly newspapers.
34.What's your favorite Broadway musical?
Wicked.
35.What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
Psychology. I like to use it in every day situations to prove my dominance. "Yeah? Well I took a psychology class!"
36.What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Those are for chums.
37.What's your favorite commercial?
Televised commercial? Do YouTube ads count? I find that ad for PooPourri ridiculously entertaining.
38.If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Anna Kendrick! Jennifer Lawrence! Wanda Sykes? Dammit don't ask me such hard questions.
39.Do you prefer baths or showers?
Depends on my mood. Usually opt for showers just because aint nobody got time for baths.
40.Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Wait what? Is this question asking if I put my gum on the bedpost to re-use the next day? Disgusting..
41.What's your favorite breakfast food?
I love grilled cheese, or anything to do with bacon.
42.Who's your favorite game show host?
Howie Mandel, Bob Barker or Regis Philbin.
43.If you could have a super power, what would it be?
I'd love to clone people like that blue chick from X-Men. That'd be fun.
44.Do you like guacamole?
Very picky about it but I do enjoy it if made right.
45.Have you ever been in a food fight?
Yeah. It took a lot of effort but I finally showed that orange who was boss..
46.Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
I am not equipped well enough for this sort of cerebral recollection.
47.What's your favorite infomercial?
To quote someone earlier..
"Why would I have a favorite infomercial?!?"
48.What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
Probably no more than an hour in idiotic carnival lines.
49.What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
Please!! I'm not that old yet!!
50.Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
50 questions is too long. Bored.
