5 words only

[Bluejay]

I don't know if this would be allowed but anyone up for inputing 5 words each to make up a zany ENT story? I'll start ...


Archer was upset. Porthos was

 

[number6]

in sickbay, eagerly licking Phlox's

 

[Skywalker]

latest toenail clippings. Apparently, he

 

[JiNX-01]

suffered from keratin deficiency. Suddenly

 

[Mach5]

the chef entered sickbay and

 

[btflash]

t'pol entered room wearing only.....

 

[Lashmore]

...Trip as a loin cloth

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Trip awakes! Another dream, damn.

 

[Trekwatcher]

Oh well. Due on duty.

 

[Mach5]

Meanwhile, in Soval's private harem...

 

[frenchman]

...the female orion are dancing...

 

[jgdst]

upside down on the ceiling

 

[number6]

with green fluids leaking from

 

[Middleman]

Focused on his blue eyes

 

[Triskelion]

They sigh incoherent promises, waiting

 

[number6]

for Reed and Hayes to

 

[Alyssa]

To promise them many treasures.

 

[ALF]

"Just how I like it",

 

[number6]

Hayes tell Reed, "Malcolm, you.."

 

[Mach5]

...shall not pass!" Now go...